Lindsay Lohan Court Dress -- I Was Trying to Dress Conservative, Dammit

She needs a handler to teach her how to act every step of the way. She obviously got little-or-no parenting from her own parents growing up, as they were too busy whoring her out and spending the money. Well, that and the fact that neither of them have a clue how to act, either. That attention-whoring bit her dad got in front of cameras for was as self serving as it could be - tooting his own horn and defaming his equally eff'd up ex-wife. What a family of losers and what a waste of talent and money.

She's just an idiot. Does she think the judge will look at her boobs and think "I just can't throw those lesbian boobs in jail"? You know she has a stylist, so even if she were too stupid to know how to dress, a stylist and her lawyer surely know what she should be wearing in court. Her mother probably picked out her clothes.

Can we throw Dina in jail for anything???

Nice see-through white pants and could even see her underwear...surprised she had enough sense to even wear any panties at all. Stupid beyotch!

Re: poster #14:

Harvey:
Can you please remove the poster writing in as:
"Rabinowitz The Hebe"? They are posting here under the Lindsay Lohan stories. That is a racial slur. Would you allow someone to write in as: Leroy The NI**ER? Or, Paco the "Sp*c? Or, Tojo The J*p?

Thank you for your attention to this.

What part of her outfit did she pay for and what part did she steal?

She must have been thinking that giving the judge a hard-on would reduce her sentence.

BOUNCING BOOBS trying to pop out of your top is not conservative. #lololforeverFAIL

Agree with poster number 23, Phil.

TMZ: freedom of speech is a great thing, but racial slurs should never be tolerated.

Please remove comment no 14 made by that jack *ss!!!

Get a bra and a clue.

AGREE w/ the person saying wearing two necklaces was a very dumb move as well. Can you teach common sense? Guess not :/

she is so stupid. she has no since for reality.

Why does she not have a stylist?

I suppose since LieHo shops at "Skanks R Us" she might think that a wearing a sheer blouse with her boobies hanging out, might be deemed "conservative."

Nice going Lindsay...and thanks for your input Dina. Linday looked like a trashed-out mess! Nobody cares about your fake tits or fish lips. God forbid she might have appeared in court as a young adult who is taking this (or all the other cases) seriously. This skank is a dirty leg! Call Charlie Sheen!

Dumb as a rock, but HOT!

Yo Lindsay, try wearing a suit like a female lawyer would wear to court. That is conservative. Your'e an idiot.