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Charlie To 'Men' Creator

Let's Fight in the Octagon!

2/24/2011 9:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... he wants to fight "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon ... and, according to Charlie, "If he wins, then he can leave MY show!"

Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre

Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls "a grand old time."

Charlie said, "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).  He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like."  Charlie adds, "That's me being polite."

Charlie is scoffing at all the people around him, saying, "All these guys told me to 'clean it up.'  Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up."

Charlie, who insists he's sober, says, "All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics." 

And as if that's not enough, Charlie says "That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket."

Charlie adds, "You can tell him [Lorre] one thing.  I own him."

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316.

jfh    

Sounds like Moammar Gadhafi and CS have the same speech writers. Either that or they're drinking out of the same coffee cup. EIther way I wish the latter luck and hope he can get some help. I'll miss the show and him on it.

1246 days ago
317.

January Jonez    

"You can tell Chuck one thing..I own him"
LMFAO - Love it...Charlie, you crack me up..
Plus ++ You're HOT as Hell..
Keep it comin' Hon -

1246 days ago
318.

dawn    

Did Charlie Sheen create 2 1/2 Men? I'm confused. I thought Chuck Lorre created it.

1246 days ago
319.

starmaker    

Charlie is a grown man. (Right?) lol He hangs with porn stars and ho's because he can't trust normal women to not go running to the press every time he takes a dump. Guaranteed, he has an iron clad written escort agreement drawn up for each and every ho to sign stating that she will never speak of the zexy goings on and drug filled hotel rooms. Will it stand up in court? Would he risk the press? Or will the gossip peeps offer her more $ to take that risk? It's a dirty game. Think Tiger Woods!

I liked the show when I thought Charlie was playing a role. Playing yourself is nothing more than another reality tv episode.

Bring on Berta and Mama Money Bags! Their dead pan humour makes my day!

Oh yeah and Chuck? Megan Fox comes to mind. Never bite the hand thats feeds you and all that.

1246 days ago
320.

ElliE    

Time 4 a reality check..rather then a pay "check" evidently.. Charlies downward spiral is in free fall mode now..

1246 days ago
321.

RT    

Charlie- We all have to play politics , the only difference is that you get almost a million dollars an a episode to play yours. If you only knew how difficult it was to make it in the real world you would be more respectful. Your co.workers being out of a job is all on your hands. Lorre might well be a prick but you are leaving him in a situation that he can't bank on.

Show some respect to your co-workers and fix this.

1246 days ago
322.

Jose    

Charlie sheen great person anti new world order thats why main stream media trashs him, wake sheep.great interview with alex jones p.s words could never cover up truth tmz

1246 days ago
323.

RT    

I am ready for a spin off with Berta and Rose. have Berta quit Charlie and go to work for Rose . Those are the 2 best anyway. Momma Harper is pretty damn good also.

Berta , sorry you are out of a job because you are funny as hell!!!

1246 days ago
324.

Chaps    

Good Grief Charlie Shkeenk, Lucy pulled the football out again!

AND your kite is stuck in a tree!

AAAHHGGG!!!!!!

1246 days ago
325.

Dan    

CBS can eat S#^it iam done with them !!!

1246 days ago
326.

frosted    

sooo, does this mean Mel Gibson is a choir boy???

1246 days ago
327.

Vinícius    

What a colossal jerk. I think the only problem with anyone envolved in Two and a Half Men is Sheen, and his god damn addiction.

CBS should fire him, the guy is obviously a train wreck. And besides, Anyone can play a jerk on TV, even David Duchovny can do it.

For me the real irreplaceable one is Jon Cryer.

1246 days ago
328.

robin attaway    

I love charlie sheen. I just dont want to see him dead.

1246 days ago
329.

Ignatz    

I love you Charlie!!!!!!!!

1246 days ago
330.

flamingfists    

Why are people claiming the above is anti-Semite?

I've read the entire article and can't seem to find
anything remotely close to anti-Semitism.

People need to stop making stuff like that up...
it's like the boy who called wolf.

Eventually, any real form of anti-Semitism will
be ignored.

1246 days ago
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