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Charlie To 'Men' Creator

Let's Fight in the Octagon!

2/24/2011 9:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... he wants to fight "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon ... and, according to Charlie, "If he wins, then he can leave MY show!"

Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre

Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls "a grand old time."

Charlie said, "I violently hate Chaim Levine (Chuck Lorre).  He's a stupid, stupid little man and a p**sy punk that I'd never want to be like."  Charlie adds, "That's me being polite."

Charlie is scoffing at all the people around him, saying, "All these guys told me to 'clean it up.'  Well this is me cleaning it the f**k up."

Charlie, who insists he's sober, says, "All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this B.S. politics." 

And as if that's not enough, Charlie says "That piece of s**t [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family -- my crew's pocket."

Charlie adds, "You can tell him [Lorre] one thing.  I own him."

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357 COMMENTS

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76.

acorn    

Time for Martin to fast track the conservatorship or say sayonara, Carlito.
And P.S., Things are so FUBAR, even Brooke is now more sane!!!

1282 days ago
77.

Grace    

Yeah. He's sober alright......

1282 days ago
78.

GalacticCannibal    

Why don't you posters all shut the **** up not one of you ever earned $1 million per week. end of story and if you don't like Charlies show DON'T WATCH IT. you dumb morons...

1282 days ago
79.

JuanJo    

Charlie,

I WAS (past tense) a fan of you until I realized you're so blind. Don't you see that it all started just because of you?? Stop blaming someone else. Take responsibility of your actions, wake up!, are you there? It looks like the lights are on but there's nobody there.
Grow up, and try to save your life. I really wish you the best but your self destructive behaviour will take you to the grave.

1282 days ago
80.

TheTruth    

Um, does this cacksnacker realize he is throwing his million dollar weekly paycheck in the garbage? Never bite the hand that feeds you.

In all honesty, I was ok with his coked up briefcase and porn star banging. But when you publicly humiliate your boss, nah, that;s going too far.

Posted at 3:33 PM on Feb 24, 2011 by James
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James you probably need to take a note from Charlie's book and get off your own boss's ball sac. Living your life hanging from another man's sac is no way to live my brother....

1282 days ago
81.

isedit    

Charlie for president

1282 days ago
82.

Bruno    

Why don't you posters all shut the **** up not one of you ever earned $1 million per week. end of story and if you don't like Charlies show DON'T WATCH IT. you dumb morons...

Posted at 4:05 PM on Feb 24, 2011 by GalacticCannibal
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Charlie...is that you? Don't worry, I stopped watching the POS show after your arrest last Christmas.

1282 days ago
83.

TheMachine    

What a ****ing idiot. CBS should let this jackass,walking boner go. They are guilty of not letting this idiot go a long time ago. As long as he got ratings they didnt care.This guy is far beyong being cool. He is a ****ing sick sex devient, coke head.Its amazing he does all this in public..prostitutes, coke overdoses,drug induced orgies and CBS still supports him. His children...poor kids.How can this guy keep custody of any kind.
CBS, come on, do the right thing, let the walking boner go and save some face.

1282 days ago
84.

somedude506636    

I'm sure his boss would kick his ass. The coke addles ***** .I like the show but what a douchebag throwing it all away like this .

1282 days ago
85.

Strummer101er    

Charlie Sheen is a grown damn man and ya'll need to leave him the hell alone.

1282 days ago
86.

wishes    

I cannot stand Charlie anymore!! Chuck, you and your crew, are fools to keep this addict employed!!! GET RID OF HIM -HE's A LOSER!!!

1282 days ago
87.

Annie    

Dude has taken a page from Mel Gibson's book. Now his rants have turned anit-Semitic.

1282 days ago
88.

carly    

What a frickin puke. They should s@#t can him right now. There are other actors out there that could fill the role and be a better example than this low life, arrogant, ugly, holier-than-thou worthless P.O.S.!!!!

1282 days ago
89.

graham0077    

THIS IS LIFE COPYING ART (SORT OF ART)

1282 days ago
90.

Keirie420    

Two and a Half Mental Breakdowns

Posted at 3:40 PM on Feb 24, 2011 by Kiko - EXCELLENT Kiko!

Who wants to track the death clock?

1282 days ago
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