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The UNREAL Housewife of Miami -- One Hot MUTHA!

2/24/2011 12:05 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez

"The Real Housewives of Miami" has a breakout star, but it's not one of the official housewives -- it's one of their beautiful mothers!

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"RHOM" star Marysol Patton's (left) gorgeous 76-year-old mother Elsa Patton (right) has stolen the show with her exotic beauty and sexy accent.

The Patton chicas are so intoxicating that they were both busted for DUIs in 2010.

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76.

Elizabeth    

Kinda looks like Steven Tyler on the left.

1148 days ago
77.

anony    

WoW, who really wants to zoom in on that train wreck.

1148 days ago
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Sashatree    

Oh Lordy. Just popped by the site on my lunch break....and looking at this pic made me toss. Disgusting and tragic...

1148 days ago
79.

uma    

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame anyone?

1148 days ago
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Julie    

Oh my. My very old MiMi, age 89 God bless her, looks so much better than the person on the right and much younger. My Mimi, who has always taken care of herself, tought her daughters, grand-daughters and great grand-daughters her many beauty secrets. Mimi has beautiful white hair, a gorgeous complection, and is full of fun and laughter. She gets compliments about her looks all the time. She looks so good because she has never messed with what God gave her at birth. Also without a single DUI in all those years. Elsa Patton needs to find a really good plastic surgen to turn her back into a normal human female. I feel really bad for her, so sad. Hope her daughter learns from her mother's many mistakes and does not repeat any of them.

1148 days ago
81.

John    

Is Chief Jay Strongbow still around?

1148 days ago
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Julius Gulius    

That's really sad... and a bit cruel on TMZ's part (particularly for gifting us with the "click to zoom" option). It would do that woman a world of good to wipe off those eyebrows and dress her age; then she might at least be passable as someone who isn't contending for a spot in the circus. If you're reading this, ma'm, I'm sorry for being so harsh, but please, please, do consider following this humble, objective advice.

1148 days ago
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Rose    

I know you didn't say exotic beauty. That this is one UGLY mutha. Yuck. With that kinda $$ you would think she would use a reputable surgeon instead of a cartel henchman to fix her up.

1148 days ago
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lisa    

Did he/she/it just come from the hospital - note the hospital style ID tag. I think he/she/it may have left too soon....

1148 days ago
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lisa    

Did he/she/it just come from the hospital - note the hospital style ID tag. I think he/she/it may have left too soon....

1148 days ago
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addictedtotmz    

The old one really looks like she was in a fire and the doctors did a very bad job of patching her face ...and OH MY GAWD LOOK AT HER HAND !!!!! HER HAND is worse than her face !!!!!

1148 days ago
87.

Chuck    

That looks like Mickey Rourke in drag.

1148 days ago
88.

c    

She looks like a shiny-faced troll. That's just mean to call her gorgeous when even she's got to be aware she looks like a gargoyle.

1148 days ago
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Sydney    

BEAUTIFUL MUTHA YOU JEST!! Bride of Wildenstein is more appopro. These old broads are delusional if they think they look the least bit good and they should sue their plastic surgeons. Hello get a dose of reality.

1148 days ago
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squeakermama    

That has to be a man.

1148 days ago
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