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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.


The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."


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Count me as one who has NEVER watched even one full episode of "Two and a Half Men". Every time I would flipped the remote and came across the show, I would see Charlie's smug face and hear him deliver some lame sex joke. I just don't get who's watching that crap.
Charlie needs mental help. Someone who loves him needs to have him involuntarily admitted to a hospital for evaluation. He sounds insane right now and he looks terrible. Someone please save this guy from himself.

1298 days ago


go cbs go mr lorree i totally am behind yalls decision.charlies behavior is manic and clearly he doesnt appriecate what this show has done for him but what he feels he's done for your show.i cant tell you what i would do with just 1 of charlies paychecks obviously he looks down on the very people who watch the show...this isnt a endearing he wants to fight for his money.why is it he can have porn stars takeing care of his kids,drink,do drugs,tearup hotel rooms and beat women and not expect to loss his job?thats not even adding how he treated mr lorree and the cast.i feel sorry for all the people like jon cryer and the rest of the 300 cast whoses lives sheen put on hold.legally as sheen says i dont think he will be winning if he continues his battle...hes not super human ,can die and im not a doctor but im going with he"s why isnt child services cheking into him?they did brittney.funny sheen has mel gibsons support!!go figure!!!!no longer a fan of mr sheen i guess your not winning after all.insult the public and your boss heres the consquences.and why is your ex who accused you of weilding a knife willing to live with you???fyi she has addiction issues as well.dumb&dumber add porn stars= ridiculious!

1298 days ago


I think Chuck Lorre is an a$****.

He shouldn't be writing this self serving crap, it makes him look as bad as Sheen does right now.
If he cared, he wouldn't be writing this ****.

1298 days ago

Ron Oldmiller    

TRYING to be clever, but comes off pompous and lame.

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Marty Singer the high powered attorney is involved on charlie's behalf so....I think warner bros will want charlie back and let lorre hang out to dry.

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Hahaha f Hollywood and the f up ad capitalism

F it in the ass. With sass.

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Freedom for all    

Charlie, pull your finger out and get back to work!

1298 days ago


charlie is a ****!

1298 days ago


I'm with Chuck! I'm so (expletive omitted) sick of this loser Charlie Sheen, I don't want to hear him or see him. What a waste of space!

1298 days ago


lorre, you can now get rid of sheen, after he has made you and others a fortune. its great that you have made enough money off him, to be able to tell him to go to hell.

1298 days ago

Gay Parade    

Chuck Lorre is under contract just like Charlie Sheen is. All these guys can cry all they want, but the show will go on....eventually.

1298 days ago

Sharley Cheen    

Ok... Where's Jon Cryer in all this? Anyway. Can we get back on topic with the nonstop bombardment of journalistic excellence pertaining to Mel Gibson and whatsherface?

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I was a fan of the show, was, lost some interest even before all this, something was "off" for me and now I know why.

I think an actor can be very good but if the writing is bad no good acting will save that actor or that show.
Chuck Lorre is a great writer and that is essencial, I know nothing of his personal life or care to know.

I am a huge fan of the BIg Bang and I and my family enjoy the cards at the end, they are different, personal and funny.

Charlie Sheen IS on another world, a delusional one and I think the right thing is to let him go, maybe he will seek help, he really needs it before this get even worse, we have lost many actors to drugs, I think he is on the edge, maybe his family can do an intervention if it's not to late for him.
Like someone said, he is having some breakdown and it's nothing new but it's getting worse everyday.

For the people who think that 2 mil. per show is peanuts, well, there are lots of good actors that do not make that kind of money and I think Mr.Sheen is not even among the best ones, his role is very much like his real life, we do have great actors, someone can replace him but we still need great writers

I hope all ends well, I will still be a huge fan of good writing and my favorite show it's still The Big Bang.
Good luck to all.

1298 days ago


FYI: Grace is the name of another sitcom star who also happened to be a substance abuser on his production watch. Coincidence? Nah, seems Chucko didn't get along with any of his sitcom stars. There's a chicken/egg tale here. And Lorre's past history with talent would not stand up well as a defense in a course of law.

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