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Charlie Sheen -- I'm Taking the Goddesses on Tour!

3/21/2011 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen ain't just filling theaters across the country, he's also packing his hotel room -- we're told BOTH of the warlock’s precious goddesses will accompany him on his traveling show.

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Sources close to the head G herself -- Bree Olson -- tell us she and fellow lady lover Natty Kenly will fly around with Charlie on a private jet from city to city ... shacking up with him in swanky hotels while he performs "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" around the country.

Thankfully, we're told they're not part of the act -- they're just going along for the ride ... to provide "support."

And you know what that means.

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31.

LongJohn69    

Does the act have a burro that travels with them or do they have a drawing in each city to see who the next lucky burro will be? I kinda like the raffle idea. I've been known to make an ass of myself, so where can I buy a raffle ticket if & when the raffle happens?

1123 days ago
32.

Wishbone    

All his money and he can't find any good looking women?? I mean, I know these things are only whores, but still...C'mon Charlie...since when are you into pug noses, no lips, little-boy body etc... Meh...you're money I guess...

1123 days ago
33.

Beach    

He isn't nuts at all, he's borderline brilliant! Any man that says he wouldn't love to be doing this , with that income, & with 2 hot slutty chicks many years younger than him ,is lying...

1123 days ago
34.

tessa    

ewww, I have to wonder how the families of these girls feel seeing them spotlight their whore status like this. Kinda sad.

1123 days ago
35.

Kennedy    

Where else would he dump his sperm, of course they are going on tour. Bree has daddy issues the size of Texas, what a bad little slut.

1123 days ago
36.

mondo    

The Dirty Ho Tour...nice!!!!!

1123 days ago
37.

cr    

Here's little something to interrupt all this 'reality' show. Check it out:

http://www.movie2k.to/movie-60...3840-Limitless-film.html

1123 days ago
38.

lhartwell    

Hail King Charlie? HUH?

King of the dorks maybe.......the only people who seem to whorship this piece of work are geeks, dorks, low-lifes or fellow porno cootie carriers. Or I never get laid types....

So, why would one want to be in his circle of: I-do-all-kinds-of-nasty-things-for-a-dollar-bill,hookers and strippers? Can we not find these types of girls at the nearest icky girl bar/club?

I hope they have lots of Lysol, double bagger condoms, plastic suits, and hand sanatizer for all the chairs and bar stools. The std's are just coming out the pores of all them.


Sorry Charlie...just becasue you were 'sold out' for your show, by no means make you relevant. Or not a joke....your reputation is in the dirt.

1123 days ago
39.

jamesbooker1975    

He could really get more pretty whores ! How can he have this two cheap whores !? incredible, there so many pretty porn actress..

1123 days ago
40.

Pat    

TODAY IS ROSIE O'DONNELL'S BIRTHDAY

1123 days ago
41.

ChinLee3    

Nothing worse than a porn star with clothes on, whats the use.

1123 days ago
42.

JAN    

get a real job you skanky dirty crack leeches! oh wait... cooch giveaways are are part of the contract so I guess they are employed, kind of.

1123 days ago
43.

Truth    

HA, THOSE 2 CHICS ARE HIS DRUG MULES. SEARCH THEIR VIJAY-JAY. NO DOUBT YOU WILL FIND SOME WHITE POWDER THERE. I AINT TALKING BABY POWDER OR BAKING SODA, LOL.

1123 days ago
44.

Jim in Cali    

BOOM Charlie is coming back to 2 and half men according to radar online. WINNING

1123 days ago
45.

Jim in Cali    

BOOM Charlie is coming back to 2 and half men according to radar online. WINNING

1123 days ago
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