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Charlie Sheen in Chicago

The Blow-By-Blow

4/4/2011 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen's Chicago show has ended -- and it was a definite improvement over Detroit. Read our live recap to see how it all went down.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago
8:15 PM -- No sign of Sheen yet.

8:20 PM -- The crowd just started a "Detroit sucks!" chant.

8:25 PM -- Charlie just read a poem about how much he hates Detroit.

8:27 PM -- Show definitely has a different feel than last night. Instead of Charlie on stage by himself, he has an interviewer of sorts asking him questions.

8:30 PM -- During a question about his marriages, Charlie referred to Brooke Mueller as "kidnapper bitch."

8:33 PM -- Charlie took off his shirt after someone in the crowd yelled, "Get naked." He traded shirts with a guy from the crowd who was much larger than him. Oh, forgot to mention -- after last night's performance, no opening comic this time.

8:42 PM -- Nothing too exciting. Telling stories, including the one about the first time he smoked weed ... with Chris Penn in Malibu.

8:50 PM -- The show is in intermission. Much more structured than last night's. So far, no booing.

9:14 PM -- And we're back! Sheen's got a fresh cig and talking about a party he went to once with Mick Jagger and Eddie Van Halen.

9:20 PM -- Charlie says he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million. He tells the interviewer he pays for sex because he has millions.

9:25 PM -- Charlie says he was supposed to be in "The Karate Kid," but his dad told him to do a lesser movie instead. "My dad has great advice."

9:30 PM -- How's this for an about face -- Charlie said he would go back to "Two and Half Men," but he did say the people who run it are blood suckers. But he called Jon Cryer a "rock star."

9:45 PM -- Charlie is now reading a letter from one of the goddesses.

9:52 PM -- And with that letter ... the show is over. All in all, a much better experience than last night.

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16.

yo    

They hired a room full of security guards to clap and cheer!

1276 days ago
17.

RonBurgundy    

Following this train wreck is like those dumb women who fall in love with death row inmates. Just lonely losers. He's a drug addict and people are paying him money to rant like a lunatic.

Absolutely pathetic.

1276 days ago
18.

DetroitRocks    

He couldnt stand the heat in Detroit so he left the stage and never came back. He sure is tough 400 miles away

1276 days ago
19.

Michelle    

I was at the Detroit show last night and the audience really did ruin it. I hope Chicago treats him better. I was embarassed to be a part of that audience last night.

1276 days ago
20.

SantaFeJack    

I still watch his tv show, and he is still an excellent comedic actor. Perhaps he could hire some of that show's currently unemployed writers to pen some funny stuff for his one man show. Are you listening, Charlie?

1276 days ago
21.

yo    

was at the Detroit show last night and Charlie really did ruin it. I hope he treats Chicabo better. I was embarassed to be a part of Charlie's non-performance last night.

1276 days ago
22.

Kath    

Some play-by-play coverage. Almost 10 minutes without a post.

1276 days ago
23.

Home Skillet    

I agree with Suzy ... why can't these douchebags audience members give that money to charity? Say, an animal charity that saves dogs suffering from malnutrition? Great idea, Suzy.

1276 days ago
24.

Abe    

"Kidnapper bitch"??

Oh I hope there's a clause in their custody agreement that gets Charlie put in jail for that comment.

He so frigging deserves to be in jail.

x

1276 days ago
25.

Barbie    

Charlie....if u HATE Detroit soooooo much why did you pick it as your first and when it went badly changed your whole ****ing show?? I'll tell you why your a LOSER!!!!!!

1276 days ago
26.

Dee Dee M.    

@19
I'd be embarrassed also paying that kind of money to watch this idiot.

@DetroitRocks amazing what an 8ball will do for courage huh?

1276 days ago
27.

QueenClark    

He's just a middle age man with dyed hair going thru mid-life crisis and doesn't realize it yet.

1276 days ago
28.

Abe    

Dear "Home Skillet."

Animal charity? Why animals? Give to PEOPLE FIRST.

Every homeless animal in the U.S. should be immediately gassed and thrown in a land fill. Pets do nothing. People first, you miserable c**t.

x

1276 days ago
29.

Lori    

See! These ticket holders in Chicago have to love him...they have no choice...can't get their money back so they'll do the show FOR HIM!

1276 days ago
30.

Sad sad    

Guess who will probably lose child visitation rights now?

1276 days ago
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