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Charlie Sheen in Chicago

The Blow-By-Blow

4/4/2011 10:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen's Chicago show has ended -- and it was a definite improvement over Detroit. Read our live recap to see how it all went down.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago
8:15 PM -- No sign of Sheen yet.

8:20 PM -- The crowd just started a "Detroit sucks!" chant.

8:25 PM -- Charlie just read a poem about how much he hates Detroit.

8:27 PM -- Show definitely has a different feel than last night. Instead of Charlie on stage by himself, he has an interviewer of sorts asking him questions.

8:30 PM -- During a question about his marriages, Charlie referred to Brooke Mueller as "kidnapper bitch."

8:33 PM -- Charlie took off his shirt after someone in the crowd yelled, "Get naked." He traded shirts with a guy from the crowd who was much larger than him. Oh, forgot to mention -- after last night's performance, no opening comic this time.

8:42 PM -- Nothing too exciting. Telling stories, including the one about the first time he smoked weed ... with Chris Penn in Malibu.

8:50 PM -- The show is in intermission. Much more structured than last night's. So far, no booing.

9:14 PM -- And we're back! Sheen's got a fresh cig and talking about a party he went to once with Mick Jagger and Eddie Van Halen.

9:20 PM -- Charlie says he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million. He tells the interviewer he pays for sex because he has millions.

9:25 PM -- Charlie says he was supposed to be in "The Karate Kid," but his dad told him to do a lesser movie instead. "My dad has great advice."

9:30 PM -- How's this for an about face -- Charlie said he would go back to "Two and Half Men," but he did say the people who run it are blood suckers. But he called Jon Cryer a "rock star."

9:45 PM -- Charlie is now reading a letter from one of the goddesses.

9:52 PM -- And with that letter ... the show is over. All in all, a much better experience than last night.

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61.

Raejean    

No live updates for an hour and a half? That's not good.

1269 days ago
62.

Chaps    

OK its certified - Torpedo BOMB #2!

Emphasis on the #2!

-------------------- from twit link above

We are about 45 minutes into this. Whatever you're doing right now, including sleeping, it's probably more engaging than this.
5 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Girl holding sign saying "Take Me To Your Closet." No idea why...
6 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Charlie: the problem ain't Detroit.
12 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

The so-called goddesses now onstage for a quick kiss, then they exit. Fan in aisle yells "Trainwreck!" Sheen: "Go back to Detroit dude."
12 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

@DecMac1 Well said!
18 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DecMac1
Sheen exhorting woman to take off shirt. Fat guy does it instead. Now Sheen takes off his shirt. This is the CHICAGO THEATER.
24 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Show starting with a Q and A.
32 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

1269 days ago
63.

edmund    

thanks for the updates TMZ!
not.

1269 days ago
64.

Cujeaux    

32.
Dear "Home Skillet."

Animal charity? Why animals? Give to PEOPLE FIRST.

Every homeless animal in the U.S. should be immediately gassed and thrown in a land fill. Pets do nothing. People first, you miserable c**t.

x

Posted at 6:45 PM on Apr 3, 2011 by Abe
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To round out the d' bag trifecta, Abe is a bed wetter and fire starter as well.

1269 days ago
65.

Mike Mitchell    

**** YOU SHEEN!!!! I CHALLENGE YOUR SKINNY LITTLE CRACKHEAD ASS TO A FIGHT IN THE OCTOGON RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DETROIT!!!! I WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THEN TO POUND YOUR FACE IN AND MAKE YOU GO AWAY FOREVER!!!!! GET AT ME michaelmitchell25@gmail.com

1269 days ago
66.

Fred Farkel    

OK. Another weird thing about the show in Detroit last night.

Charlie took LIVE questions from the audience.

He would point to a person - they would come up and ask a question - AND HE JUST WOULD - LIKE - "fade" out or something with not answer. Over and over and over again.

Then he took written questions.

Super weird - he read the questions - and then just went to the next question.

Um. Hello???

But still. I would have to say that he was not drunk or high. I think he may have been - I dunno - scared???

Beats the **** outta me guys.

But the crowd DID WANT TO ASK QUESTIONS so maybe tonight in Chicago they will fix that.

1269 days ago
67.

edmund    

thanks for the roeper link!
bye tmz

Go Reds!

1269 days ago
68.

Tracy    

What a douche! Just kill yourself.

1269 days ago
69.

yo    

lol the TMZ updated live comments are #LAME!

1269 days ago
70.

Meme    

matthewworkman Apparently #CharlieSheen 's strategy tonight is to be so boring nobody will tweet anything negative about him. #truthtorpedo

less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

1269 days ago
71.

MoonDust    

sounds super boring!

1269 days ago
72.

Chaps    

Wow - certified jerk complains to Chicago about wanting a refund from a whore in NYC?

WTF?

---------------

Sheen now bitching about the "whore" from the Plaza. "Boo ****ing hoo. You owe me a watch and some ****ing love."

1 minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Sheen: "Is it me or is it like a Cambodian outhouse in a heat wave up here?"

2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Yeah Chuckles, its an overripe tropical turd, and guess what, its you!

1269 days ago
73.

Anya    

BORING

1269 days ago
74.

Heather    

An intermission after only 35 minutes? How exhausting can psychotic ranting and raving be?

1269 days ago
75.

HardRock    

Wait...show starts at 8:25 and at 850 he needs a break?
OMG...no wonder Detroit hated you.

1269 days ago
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