'Real Housewife' Takes a Licking ... for a Body Shot

Gerpies, jerpees, Jerpeez, Herpes, Gerpeas.

Isnt this a clip from "the real housewives of orange county" when Tamra and Vicki go to Cabos San Lucas?

Oh Tamra, why, why, WHY do you do this? I think you are a little old to be doing this kind of college girl thing, right? It was bad enough when you did this with Vickie but you gotta do it, AGAIN? You look pretty decent for a middle aged 40 "something" but you are a bit too old for this crap. Enough already. Find some self respect. Find a bathing suit more age appropriate and please girl, put those old hags (boobs) away in a more discreet fashion. Again, you look pretty great but you are taking it a bit too far. You need to GROW THE HECK UP!

As for the rest of the OC H/wives, you are not any better. Gretchen could use some damn acne cream and she needs to scrape off about 2 inches of makeup (it does not hide the pimples lady). Peggy seems to be a pretty decent person as is Alexis (these ladies act their damn age for the most part). Vicki is tired and worn and more than a bit old to be doing this anymore. She needs to move on. Fernanda is not a fit and needs to go but dayam, it's about time they got a damn burnette on the show. Far too many blonde bimbo types.

Barfy skanks!

She's white trash.

Ewwwww....She's desperate, old ass, white trash and I'm sorry he comes off very feminine. He's manscaped within an inch of his life, he wears the those hideous over priced douchy shirts and shoe/boots...ahahahaha...he and that realtor buddy of theirs dress like twinsies!.

Tamra is a disgusting piece of trash and a really ugly person inside and out.

Her boyfriend wasn't even on the trip to cabo. this was some random dude. If she was my mother I would be so embarrased. She may look alright on the outside for a middle aged woman, but on the inside she's as ugly as they come and I pity her children and her ex Simon whom I'm sure is getting a lot of grief from his friends over her behavior. grow up Tamra.

shes so ****ing disgusting.

To all of you talking crap you put on a bikini at 40 and look this good! and if you idiots could read this was this weekend! so take a look at yourselves before talking badly about people you wish you could be! ;)

Her kids must be so proud.....she doesn't need to trash Gretchen for her behavior any longer. At least Gretchen isn't setting a bad example for her kids.

How trashy! And, honestly, after watching a previous episode, I'm not so sure that her boyfriend "swings that way." I would have sworn he was gay...probably just using her for the money and publicity.

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There is no way he's not gay or at least Bi.

I can tell you exactly where she is, shes in the pool at Me Cabo. I was there last month. Its actually a classy resort. you dont see people acting like spring break slobs there. She obviously wanted to be the center of attention b/c shes old and her time is up. Sober up, Tamra. youre a MOM. Simon was the best thing you ever had.