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Charlie Sheen -- Crowd Goes WILD In Cleveland

4/6/2011 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen KILLED IT in Cleveland Tuesday night ... finishing a 2 hour performance with a STANDING OVATION!!!


Spies in the audience tell TMZ the crowd went insane when Sheen first walked on to the stage and instantly began chanting, "F**K DETROIT."

Sheen once again "performed" with the help of a moderator -- who fired off some questions to the Warlock and even took suggestions from audience members ... who screamed out topics throughout the night,

We're told security was "extremely tight" throughout the theater -- especially in the backstage area.

Here's a blow-by-blow on how things went down: 

5:17 PM PDT: Charlie walks on to the stage sporting a Cleveland Indians jersey. The crowd goes wild. 

5:26 PM: A heckler just asked Sheen, "Where's your coke?" He replied, "In your pocket!"

5:35 PM: Charlie is showing off a t-shirt that reads, "SHEENIUS."

5:45 PM: After several people asked Charlie about Emilio Estevez ... he responded, "Don't you guys want to hear about me?"

5:47 PM: One audience member tells us, "The show is one huge vehicle to sell merchandise, he is hocking everything he can on stage."

5:50 PM: Another audience chant -- this time directed towards Charlie's ex Denise Richards ... with people yelling, "F**K THAT B*TCH"

6:07 PM: Charlie says he's not an actual warlock -- but explained, "I have been able to spin magic the past couple of weeks ... you guys all bought tickets without knowing a damn thing about this show."

6:29 PM: Charlie is ready for hecklers -- someone screamed at him and he shouted back, "Leave, I already got your money!"

6:35 PM: Charlie talks about having a "terrible stuttering problem" when he was 8. He says, "Stuttering taught me how to listen, which we all have forgotten about." 

6:40 PM: The goddesses just walked out on stage. We're told Charlie just pointed to audience members who are smoking weed and said, "That's winning!"

6:48 PM: Charlie asks, "How many 'Two and a Half Men' fans are here, and who wants to see me back on it?" Do I want to be back on it? Well f**k yeah I do! I made them 5 billion!"

6:50 PM: Charlie says, "I've had a ball in Cleveland. I should move here ... is anyone hiring?" Unemployment jokes kill in Cleveland.

6:55 PM: Crowd goes nuts when Charlie puts on an Indians hat, and then gives his dad props ... asking, "How many 'Apocalypse Now' fans are here? Martin Sheen, ever hear of him ... he's the coolest guy on the planet."

7:00 PM: Big finish -- Charlie says, "F**k Milwaukee! We are filming Major League 3 here! Cleveland do u feel like you are winning?"  He closes with, "I love you all goodnight!" ... and walks off to a standing ovation."

Sounds like a full 180 from the opening night disaster in Detroit.


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Squeaky Shoes    

maybe TMZ is actually cleaning their rediculous spam-morons posts, and reciting what a t-shirt goes for on separate lines, gets you erased!

1296 days ago


everybody hates tmz

1296 days ago


Chuckles thinks he can smoke crack socially, here is the other side of the coin


"Crack Compulsion

Its physical risks are bad enough, but its addictiveness takes crack way over the top, trouble-wise. Some experts call it the most addictive drug, and some users say they were addicted the moment they first put a pipe to their lips.

Why? Mostly because the drug hooks up so perfectly with the body's built-in systems of pleasure and arousal.

And while researchers haven't fully sorted out all of the ways it does that, we do know that crack lights up the brain's pleasure centers like an exploding scoreboard on the Fourth of July. But the fireworks fade-fast.

And when they do, the only apparent way to keep the good times rolling is to use more (and more) crack.

To make matters worse, once a crack habit is established, it doesn't want to go away. In fact, most hooked users keep on using until they run out of money or run out of drug-or run out of life.

With constant use, though, crack is a lot more nasty than nice, even to regular users. Extreme mood swings are common among crackheads, as is irritability, insomnia, and weight loss.

Chronic use can trigger a full-blown psychosis that matches up pretty well with paranoid schizophrenia, right down to the delusions of grandeur or persecution."

1296 days ago

Squeaky Shoes    


new york? well that depends on it's authenticity ;)

if it's sold by a random street vendor, 10 bucks
if it's sold online 20 bucks
if it's sold in the stadium ... 350 bucks :P

new york, where prices depend on borough

1296 days ago


“He even was talking about wanting to come back to Chicago to do a film or TV project — just so he could spend more time there.”

So now Charlie promises each city directly or indirectly he will film there. Plus, if the story is true, people who saved up their welfare checks paid $20,000 to sit near Charlie at the Enclave. Charlie's the new status symbol of America.

1296 days ago

native detroiter    

Some people don't seem to understand that when it comes to entertainment Detroit is a lot more sophisticated of an audience then we get credit for. Yes we have problems and yes our economy is bad, but we go to the theater and concerts anyway. There is always something to see in Detroit; venues sell out here all the time, you can go to the symphony in the middle of a weekday and it's full. Last week I sewed patches on my sheets and I wear used clothing but I still forked over 200 bucks to see a Broadway play. Art is a priority to us (not that I'd call Charlie Sheen's act art) and you can say what you want about it, but if Detroit says it sucked it probably did.

1296 days ago


His girls will one day read what he said about their mother,and this is a winner? I don't think so

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Chuckles head is so puffed up, its going to explode!

At least he can find work in Chi-town, Cleveland and youtube - Hollywood doesnt want him back!

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doofus aloisius mosha keeney deelay, buh buh buh boW

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Squeaky Shoes    

ok native detroiter...

we get the damn point... you don't need to cut & paste it 42 times

1296 days ago


If some hooker dies from an OD at Charlies house, he may find himself cruising a fresh set of bars..


"O'FALLON - If you (provide drugs) to a person who dies of an overdose, police and federal agents will try to track you down and put you in prison for up to life, the U.S. attorney said at a news conference Thursday.

"We are going to treat every overdose scene like a crime scene," U.S. Attorney Stephen R. Wigginton said. "We are going to treat every overdose as a potential homicide. (Drugs) are the bullet."

1296 days ago


when i asked yesterday what brooke did for a living, someone said real estate... which i cannot find evidence of... only her s.h.i.t.t.y acting career... that woman HELPED charlie fall

Posted at 12:18 PM on Apr 6, 2011 by Squeaky Shoes


Yeah, let's call it career. LOL As for the real estate...Here it is briefly mentioned.,_Brooke/
Charlie always had a rotten taste in women.

1296 days ago


Oi Craps

on copy&paste duty again?

Are they paying you per letter, or did you finally find the one single thing you're doing well and just can't stop doing it?

Posted at 1:28 PM on Apr 6, 2011 by Raymond


Isn't funny how obsessed he is with Charlie? He knows every single saying that Charlie has come up with in the past two months. LMAO!

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