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Charlie Sheen to Trump's Hotel: Watch Out!!!

4/7/2011 2:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The furniture at the Trump Hotel in NYC better be on high alert ... because Charlie Sheen -- the warlock who destroyed a room at the nearby Plaza Hotel last year after losing a really expensive watch -- just checked in for a little R&R.

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Sheen rolled into town this morning to prepare for the next installment of his "Torpedo" tour -- and was seen walking up the steps of the Trump International Hotel ... wearing a shiny timepiece on his left wrist.

We're just guessing here ... but if the pillows and chairs in his room could talk ... they'd probably say, "Please, Charlie ... don't lose that watch while you're here. Seriously. Don't."



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teamsheen    

CHARLIE SHEEN JUST GOT A TWITTER BJ FROM MILEY CYRUS. JEALOUS MUCH. YOU SHOULD BE. CHARLIE SHEEN GETS ALL THE BEST WHORES. MILEY CYRUS IS THE BEST WHORE IN THE BUSINESS. ITS SHEENBUSINESS. CHARLIE SHEEN WRITES THE SONGS THAT MAKE THE YOUNG GIRLS SING. FEEL THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY CHARLIE. FOLLOW MILEY CYRUS ON TWITTER NOW AND BEGIN YOUR LIFE MISSION. MURDER TROLLS AND EAT BRAINS.

CHARLIE SHEEN IS YOUR GOD NOW. BOW DOWN TO THE WARLOCK OR BE HIS FOOD.

1256 days ago
62.

TheMarshmallowMan    

He looks like a decrepit old man

1256 days ago
63.

teamsheen    

EVERY 3 SECONDS A TROLL DIES OF DEHYDRATION. SUCKS TO BE THEM. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. COME LEARN HOW TO MURDER TROLLS AT THE CHARLIE SHEEN VIOLENT TORPEDO OF TRUTH DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION TOUR. BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW AT TICKETMASTER. CHARLIE SHEEN DISCOVERED ELECTRICITY. WITH HIS MIND.

CHARLIE SHEEN WILLED FIRED INTO A CAVE MANS SUBCONCIOUS FROM THE FUTURE. FROM THE FUTURE. WHEN CHARLIE SHEEN WAS BORN THE DOCTOR CUT HIS OWN NUTS OFF AND PLACED THEM ON CHARLIE MANTLE AS A TOKENT OF GRATITUDE FOR BEING IN HIS PRECENSE. THEY SAY THE GREATEST LOVE YOULL EVER HAVE IS ONE WITH YOURSELF. WHY DONT THEY SHUT THE **** UP AND BUY TICKETS TO MY SHOW. DUMBASSES.
ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOREST FIRES BUY ONLY CHARLIE SHEEN START A FOREST WITH HIS MIGHT TURDS OF FORESTATION. CHARLIE SHEENS MIGHTY TURDS OF FORESTATION ARE ON SALE NOW AT CHARLIE SHEEN DOT COM. COME GET DRUNK, HIGH AND LAID AT NOW. DONT BE A LOSER ALL YOUR LIFE. START WINNING WITH CHARLIE SHINNING.

1256 days ago
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teamsheen    

AFTER LONG REVIEW OF LINDSAYS NAME CHANGE TO JUST LINDSAY CHARLIE SHEEN HAS DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO CHARLIE SHEEN. AND THOSE JACK OFFS AT CITY HALL BETTER LET ME DO IT OR ILL BREATH FIRE FROM MY FISTS AND SEND THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGE. TO QOUTE THE GREAT HENRY FORD. HERE COMES MY WIFE GET OUT OF MY BED FAST WHORE.

SIDE NOTE FAST WHORES ARENT AS FUN AS SLOW WHORES BUT SLOW WHORES ARE EASY TO DRAW THE WORD WHORE ON. IF YOUVE EVER DRAWN THE WORD WHORE ON A WHORE THEN YOULL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. CHARLIE SHEEN.

1256 days ago
65.

Jodi    

I think the crackhead knows better than to trash any rooms at any Trump Hotel. Donald will have his head on a platter....no lie.

1256 days ago
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teamsheen    

DID YOU EVER JUST LOOK UP AT THE BEAUTIFUL SKY AND THINK WOW THATS AMAZING DID YOU WONDER HOW SUCH PERFECT MAGNIFICENSE EVER CAME TO BE. COME LEARN THE SECRETS OF GENESIS NOW AT CHARLIE SHEENS VIOLENT TORPEDO OF TRUTH DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION TOUR. CHARLIE SHEEN POOPED OUT A SLIMY LITTLE HARD BALL OF A TURTD AND CREATED THE UNIVERSE. THATS WHY YOU LOVE IT. COME DISCOVER THE FUN AND WONDERFUL WORLD OF TROLL KILLING. COME MURDER A TROLL AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT LAUGH HIS CHILDREN WHILE THEY CRY OVER HIS GAVE.

IF YOURE LUCKY YOULL GET TO DRINK TIGERBLOOD WITH CHARLIE. IF YOURE UNLUCKY YOULL GET TO BE TIGERBLOOD FOR CHARLIE.

NEW YORK NEW YORK ITS A HELL OF A TOWN. THE BRONX IS UP AND THE BATTERIES DOWN. THE KIDS GET AROUND BY A HOLE IN THE GROUND. BY MY TICKETS YOU WORTHLESS TURDS. THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS 88 STORIES HIGH BUT THATS NOT AS HIGH AS YOULL GET SMOKING WEED AT CHARLIES SHEENS TOUR. THE FIRST FIVE YOUNG ATTRACTIVE WOMEN TO TAKE THEIR TOPS OFF WIN A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES TAKING THEIR TOPS OFF.

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. COME BE YOURSELF IN NEW YORK. KILL TROLLS AND EAT ROLLS.

1256 days ago
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teamsheen    

DONDALD TRUMP IS DIE HARD BIRTHER THAT THINKS BARACK OBAMA WAS BORN IN KENYA. GOOD NEWS DONALD TRUMP ISNT A COMPLETE IDIOT BECAUSE HES GIVING CHARLIE SHEEN HIS FINEST PENTHOUSE. COME SEE CHARLIE SHEEN TALK ABOUT CRACK, HOOKERS AND GAMBLING AT THE FINEST VENUE IN NEW YORK. RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL. COME SEE THE ROCKETTES BEND OVER AND SMILE FOR CHARLIE.

1256 days ago
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Autumn_in_Michigan    

Charlie Sheen is a coporate troll.

Charlie Sheen talks about Corporate trolls yet Sheen is the head of seven coporations. Charlie Sheen filters his revenue through seven different coporations, all tied together leading back to one coporate head, himself. Since 1983 Charlie Sheen has been the head of these corporations and the only officer.

Charlie Sheen is scamming you.

He is the corporate troll in his fairy tales. One of his corporations formed to collect revenue, 9th step productions is suing Warner Bros. Over the course of 8 years Warner bros. paid Sheen in excess of 700 million dollars. Charlie has managed to hide much of his wealth and now claims to be worth only 90 million dollars. Something doesn't add up.

When Charlie sheen tells you to "murder coporate trolls" he isn't kidding.

All of Charlie Sheen's seven diffrent coporations are located in one office building in California and Sheen is the only person listed as representative. Charlie Sheen broke the law at a very early age. He stole cars, credit cars and has been involved with illegal narcotics since his early teens. Charlie Sheen now wants his fanbase to do tha killing.

Charlie Sheen beats his wives and isn't permitted to see his kids without supervision. The coporate trolls he talks about are the people he is suing, the people that brought you tv shows and movies over the past 100 years. The reality is that Sheen himselfis the corporate troll and is the head of seven corporations that all filter his money.

Charlie Sheen's Corporation is suing Warner Bros. for 100 million dollars. Sheen's Corporation Claims Warner Bros. used the media to change public opinion about Charlie in order to fire him. Charlie Sheen Corporation is still collecting revenue but now it's taking the money directly from the source, his fans.

Posted at 11:08 AM on Apr 7, 2011 by Sheens Torpedo

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Interesting "hypothesis"- but I'd prefer to see some references first.

Given Charlie's extremely profligate lifestyle, divorce settlements, alimony, child support, etc. etc. its not inconceivable that he simply pissed most of his money away.

Then again, given all of the above, its also not inconceivable that he found ways to hide his assets so he could better control his money and prevent future major league payouts to ex-wives. That thought did cross my mind when I read the prenup he has with Brooke.

Still, Brooke's lawyers ought to have done an extensive search of his finances before giving the OK for Brooke to sign the prenup. IF what you say is true, then Brooke's legal team will have a field day in divorce court. Moreover, Brooke will have grounds to sue whoever OK'd the prenup. He might want to start composing an apology letter to Brooke asap or even better grovel on his knees begging her to take him back.

1256 days ago
69.

leslie    

HE TOLD EVERYONE HE IS A ROCK STAR..POST PICS OF THEIR DESTROYED
HOTEL ROOMS...

1256 days ago
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PRO US    

I can see how some people could be offended by teamsheen's rantings if they take them too seriously, but if you have a sense of humor or a Good Humor ice cream bar, and you perceive them in a lighthearted way, you might find them to be very creative, funny and entertaining. They're certainly unique. I think they're at least as funny and entertaining as anything Charlie Sheen says, if not more so, and they're less expensive than tickets to Charlie's shows. To each, his and her own.

1256 days ago
71.

Jodi    

I'm glad Charlie thinks he is winning so he can keep making a bigger fool of himself. Everybody he hates or is taking jabs at are keeping quiet. They know if they give him enough rope he will hang himself and he's doing a damn good job of it.

Charlie is 45 years old and looks like a shriveled up 70 year old junkie pervert and this is only the 4th show(I think). He wants us to think he "winning" but you can tell by his appearance how much of toll this is taking on him. Can you imagine how he will look by the 20th show, if he makes it that far.

Carry on Charlie...LMAO.

1256 days ago
72.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

I can see how some people could be offended by teamsheen's rantings if they take them too seriously, but if you have a sense of humor or a Good Humor ice cream bar, and you perceive them in a lighthearted way, you might find them to be very creative, funny and entertaining. They're certainly unique. I think they're at least as funny and entertaining as anything Charlie Sheen says, if not more so, and they're less expensive than tickets to Charlie's shows. To each, his and her own.

Posted at 3:57 PM on Apr 7, 2011 by PRO US

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OH, DRAT....SHH SHH SHH....oh, its just too late. I was hoping that no one would spill the beans. I was hoping that the Charlie Sheen sycophants here would assume that they had ample back up from teamsheen and hush up for awhile. Now you've gone and spoiled it :-((((

LOL

1256 days ago
73.

Glen S    

Watch out NY! According to the Daily Rash, after Charlie had his Plaza hotel meltdown the police arrested his hairpiece and held it without bail! http://www.thedailyrash.com/?p=4922

1256 days ago
74.

teamsheen    

CHARLIE SHEENS VIOLENT RETARDATION TOUR IS SLAMMING ITS HEAD INTO A WALL AND BLOWING FART BUBBLES IN A BATHTUB AT A VENUE NEAR YOU. GOOD NEWS. IF YOUR TOWN OR CITY HAS A TWO HUNDRED YEAR OLD WHORE HOUSE THAT SITS LESS THAN 5,000 THEN YOU ARE IN LUCK. CHARLIE SHEEN IS COMING TO TELL YOU ABOUT CRACK AND HOOKERS.

YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN THE ENTIRE SHOW ON YOUTUBE BUT NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO SMELL WHAT THE LOCK IS COOKING. DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND. WINNNIG. SPINNING. GRINNING. THINNING. 7TH INNING STRETCH YOUR LIP OVER THE HEAD AND BLOW YOUR FAVORITE TUNE.

CHARLIE SAYS LOVE MY GOOD AND PLENTY. CHARLIE SAYS REALLY RINGS A BELL DING DING CHARLIE SAYS LOVE MY GOOD AND PLENTY. DONT KNOW ANY OTHER CANDY THAT I LOVE SO WELL.

BRING YOUR YOUNG DAUGHTERS TO THE TOUR BUS LATE AT NIGHT AND CHARLIE WILL BE GLAD TO PAY YOU 30,000. SPREAD THE WORD. CHARLIE IS RICH. FREE BOOB JOBS IF YOURE JUST THAT HOT. CALL TICKETMASTER NOW. FACE MELTING HALF OFF. TROLLS CONSIDER THE JOY OF INSTANT DEATH.

1256 days ago
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tired of hearing about them    

I get it now, Teamsheen is sitting on a butt load of tickets for the New York show and is trying to unload them. New Yorkers are a lot smarter then the people of Detroit, Chicago and Cleavland and didn't rush out to be ripped off by this idiot.

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