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Water Bottle Whack Job Sentenced to Jail

4/22/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The dude who had multiple sexual relations with a female co-worker's water bottle ... which the co-worker unassumingly drank from ... was ordered to spend 180 days in the slammer over his disgusting habit.

Michael Lallana Water Bottle

Along with the half-a-year in the big house ... an Orange County judge sentenced Michael Lallana to three years probation and ordered him to register as a sex offender.

Lallana had told investigators he made his secret man deposits into the co-worker's water bottle because, "It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone."

Gross. Gross. Gross.

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Rastus    

That's the only way he could get a gal to swallow.

1226 days ago
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MoonDust    

SO, he was masturbating and putting his deposit in the water she was drinking? interesting

1226 days ago
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VictoriaGirl    

He was ordered to spend 180 WHAT in jail? (180 dollars, 180 seconds, 180 minutes, 180 hours, 180 days?)

1226 days ago
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kimmi    

"dude had multiple sexual relations with a female co-worker's water bottle" LOL Either he's tiny or her water bottle is HUGE!

1226 days ago
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stu    

he needs to be on Death Row!

1226 days ago
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jason    

Registering as sex offender sounds *exactly* right to me.

1226 days ago
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biboi    

something still doesn't sound right with this story...since when does semen make you sick? I've swallowed gallons of it and never got sick! Also, wouldn't you notice it floating in your water, it's not like it's clear and disolves.....

1226 days ago
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lalaland    

Since it says further that it's six months, you should be able to calculate that, shouldn't you?

1226 days ago
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kp    

1/2 a year in the big house, you can have as much fun as you want with out tampering with his marriage or hurting some one. Watch out for the showers and bending over. Sick puppy

1226 days ago
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lalaland    

Jessemosslover: Previously posted comment was for you.....

Since it says further that it's six months, you should be able to calculate that, shouldn't you?

1226 days ago
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Vanilla Chinchilla    

I guess you could say......

*Puts on sunglasses*

He gave her a mouthful

1226 days ago
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noneofyourbusiness    

Oh buddy, that backfired, eh? Sucks to be you dude.....

1226 days ago
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wow    

He should get at least three years in jail. He's a nut job.

1226 days ago
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Annie    

He did not want to tamper with his marriage? How is this working for you, jack-in-the bottle?

1226 days ago
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en Todo Momento!!    

i would have done the exact same thing. who on freakin earth wants some stuck up thinks she's hot chick wasting bro space in an office setting? that skank needs to become a homemaker and marry some dude to take over that office space from her, like a bro the boys wanna go have a beer with, or go to the strip club AFTER!! work. bitches who look like strippers at the job are a freakin pain in the ass. professional career bitches irk my last nerve. he should'a put a dollar bill in her skirt, too. skank.

1226 days ago
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