The dude who had multiple sexual relations with a female co-worker's water bottle ... which the co-worker unassumingly drank from ... was ordered to spend 180 days in the slammer over his disgusting habit. 
Along with the half-a-year in the big house ... an Orange County judge sentenced Michael Lallana to three years probation and ordered him to register as a sex offender.
Lallana had told investigators he made his secret man deposits into the co-worker's water bottle because, "It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone."
Gross. Gross. Gross.
Celebrity Justice4/22/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Water Bottle Whack Job Sentenced to Jail
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SO, he was masturbating and putting his deposit in the water she was drinking? interesting
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He was ordered to spend 180 WHAT in jail? (180 dollars, 180 seconds, 180 minutes, 180 hours, 180 days?)
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"dude had multiple sexual relations with a female co-worker's water bottle" LOL Either he's tiny or her water bottle is HUGE!
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something still doesn't sound right with this story...since when does semen make you sick? I've swallowed gallons of it and never got sick! Also, wouldn't you notice it floating in your water, it's not like it's clear and disolves.....
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Since it says further that it's six months, you should be able to calculate that, shouldn't you?
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1/2 a year in the big house, you can have as much fun as you want with out tampering with his marriage or hurting some one. Watch out for the showers and bending over. Sick puppy
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Jessemosslover: Previously posted comment was for you.....
Since it says further that it's six months, you should be able to calculate that, shouldn't you?
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Oh buddy, that backfired, eh? Sucks to be you dude.....
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He did not want to tamper with his marriage? How is this working for you, jack-in-the bottle?
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i would have done the exact same thing. who on freakin earth wants some stuck up thinks she's hot chick wasting bro space in an office setting? that skank needs to become a homemaker and marry some dude to take over that office space from her, like a bro the boys wanna go have a beer with, or go to the strip club AFTER!! work. bitches who look like strippers at the job are a freakin pain in the ass. professional career bitches irk my last nerve. he should'a put a dollar bill in her skirt, too. skank.
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