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Homeless Women Theater Group: GIVE US LINDSAY!

4/28/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan might soon be stagebound -- because TMZ has learned, there's a theater program at the homeless shelter where she's doing community service ... and they want her bad.

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A rep for L.A.'s Downtown Women's Center -- an organization for nearby homeless women -- tells TMZ, the theater workshop is extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week.

The workshop is called D.I.V.A.S -- which stands for Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling -- and it consists of approximately 15 women who meet two hours a week ... to learn how to express themselves through writing, performing, and the spoken word.

Lindsay hasn't been assigned to a particular workshop ... yet --but we're told she loves the idea of working with the D.I.V.A.S. program ... and thinks it's "a perfect fit for her community service."


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Blood Red Witch    

Honestly, what does she have to teach these women. She does not practice or hone her craft. She has nothing to over the theater group.

1282 days ago
32.

R Garcia    

There is no homeless acting group. This is being concocted for Lindsey because she doesn't have a single skill she could possibly contribute.

1282 days ago
33.

Blood Red Witch    

Ketjo and andyconda, Myself, Grandma Cracker and the others would love it if you will come chat with us sometime. http://www.chatzy.com/136328915040 pw id Lindsay.

Hope to talk to you all soon. The only real rule we have is no picking on each other, threatening other posters ect. It's fun!!!

1282 days ago
34.

Grandma Cracker    

Sorry, she has no skills to contribute to a theater group......

1282 days ago
35.

Good riddance!    

I don't think that classes on how to act like a thieving crackhead scofflaw is going to serve any of these people.

1282 days ago
36.

Blood Red Witch    

Good riddance, LMAO! Whats so sad is how true that statement is.

1282 days ago
37.

Grandma Cracker    

Grandpa Cracker says he was not aware that they had a theater group in the morgue......

1282 days ago
38.

Jill    

R Garcia

you really don't need a skill to hand out food or sort clothing. it's not brain surgery.

1282 days ago
39.

AddieTrish    

Pretty sure this isnt what the judge had in mind when he ordered her to do her community service! He probably wanted her to yah know, do actual work!!!

1282 days ago
40.

Red Cloud    


Lindsay has many peers in Hollywood. Here's one among many. Don't be frightened. Relax.

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I love to bust chops.

1282 days ago
41.

U suk    

**rolls eyes** great, so she's gonna be doing her community service at a homeless shelter. I don't think she'll be doing much there, but showing the women in the shelter how a mid 20 wreck will look like if they party and don't take control of their life...they'll end up looking like a 55 year old bag lady.

It's sooooo hard to believe that Lindsey is only in her mid-20's she totally looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. Her lips are all freaky lookin, like a duck, her skin is just gross, her hair looks like straw, and she totally walks around with a hunch back. No wonder nobody wants her in any A list film, nobody wants to see an old troll scootin around on a large screen.

1282 days ago
42.

Iceman    

LINNOCENT!

1282 days ago
43.

Jay    

.Sorry she should be cleaning toilets and mopping floors not giving acting lessons.

1282 days ago
44.

ketjo    

Sorry for the typos my brain is running at 90 miles a hour and my poor old crooked fingers are only going 50..............

Support finding a cure for RA folks cause it's nasty stuff....yes it is !

1282 days ago
45.

Good riddance!    

Yeah...um...this makes as much sense as Michael Lohan teach a domestic violence avoidance class at a battered women's shelter.

Michael's syllabus:

Hour 1: How to duck a right cross.
Hour 2: How to control a badly bleeding nose.
Hour 3: How to use eye concealer to hide a black eye.
Hour 4: How to nicely tell the officers that you decided to repeated throw yourself down a flight of stairs for the fun of it.
Hour 5: How to tell the officers that he was teaching choke holds with his bare hands.
Lunch: One of you beaches better have my food on the table-Mikey.
Hour 6: Why lipping off deserves a fat lip.
Hour 7: How to dial 911 with broken fingers.
Hour 8: How to win a date with Michale Lohan.

1282 days ago
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