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Homeless Women Theater Group: GIVE US LINDSAY!

4/28/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan might soon be stagebound -- because TMZ has learned, there's a theater program at the homeless shelter where she's doing community service ... and they want her bad.

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A rep for L.A.'s Downtown Women's Center -- an organization for nearby homeless women -- tells TMZ, the theater workshop is extremely interested in having Lindsay contribute her talents when she kicks off her 360 hours of community service this week.

The workshop is called D.I.V.A.S -- which stands for Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling -- and it consists of approximately 15 women who meet two hours a week ... to learn how to express themselves through writing, performing, and the spoken word.

Lindsay hasn't been assigned to a particular workshop ... yet --but we're told she loves the idea of working with the D.I.V.A.S. program ... and thinks it's "a perfect fit for her community service."


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46.

Good riddance!    

'teaching'

1243 days ago
47.

Red Cloud    

ketjo,

Lindsay's acting skill and behavior are two different things. JF has always admired Lindsay's acting skill.
Man oh man, you haters are getting sillier each day. I feel sympathy rather than anger now when I read these nasty comments from haters. You're so terrified she's actually getting her zhit together.

1243 days ago
48.

Marilyn    

But again how long will it be before she punches out someone?

At least in the morgue the people are already dead and cannot be victimized by her!

1243 days ago
49.

john smith    

Lindsay is Innocent!!!

1243 days ago
50.

always    

LOLLLLLLLLLL She will never get her chit together. The writings on the wall. Blohan will never make it.

1243 days ago
51.

Good riddance!    

Stealing from the dead and plying out gold fillings is how she'll violate dead people. Her defense will be "Hey, those stupid stiffs weren't using it and 'I' deserved it!"

1243 days ago
52.

Jay    

Pookie 5 minutes ago:
But again how long will it be before she punches out someone?

At least in the morgue the people are already dead and cannot be victimized by her!
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Hey sometimes the dead come in with property so the corener better watch Lindsay "sticky fingers" Lohan.

1243 days ago
53.

ilovegossip    

Hey Nicole,

Do you know the exact terms of her community service? I thought the judge said that it would start this week. Is there a limit on how long she has to complete the 480 hours?

1243 days ago
54.

john smith    

Lindsay has one year to complete the community service.

1243 days ago
55.

Blood Red Witch    

Hey, gossip!!!!

How are you doing???? Can you believe this new spin???

1243 days ago
56.

Blood Red Witch    

I have an idea for the Lowhan camp!!! Get one of those thousands of Lindsay LOOK A LIKES to do the CS for her! Then she doesnt have to get up early and lose sleep.

1243 days ago
57.

ketjo    

Red Cloud

I don't hate her . I dispise her for her lies, and her actions, her malnipulation of the media for her own means...She is a User of people and situations always for her own benefit. She and her family cannot and will not except responsiblity for thier own actions, always someone elses fault all ways a mistake , people are out to get her, they hate her ,they are jealous fo her...etc etc......she is one of a 100's of Dizney child stars who were cute when they are children but don't have that special something that carry's them on to adult rolls..
instead of studying and trying to improve her acting skills in her late teens she sniffed and partied and bounced from one rehab to another and blow her own changes at being anything but a bit player in hollywood....She is responsible for ruining her own little career and she can never get it back no matter how much money is spent to cover her tail...she's lost her looks , what little talent she had and her change at being a descent career.....

1243 days ago
58.

John    

Seriously, these people must be crazy.

The only thing she is qualified to teach is lying, cheating and stealing. Oh yeah, she also can teach them how to snort a line.

1243 days ago
59.

Pony Princess    

HEY, get ready for more spin. I'm sure that SCH is earning her pay by coming up with creative ways to have LL serve her CS - if she's forced to.

Maybe in addition to the DWC having a theatre group 2hours a week, they can now institute a writing class (guaranteed to get your screenplays read by a real director, say Mark Fiore, before they are put in the circular file). That class could be on say, Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays from 8 to 5, with a one-hour lunch. I'm sure Lindsay would be glad to contribute her in's with Mark Fiore to get this thing going.
And don't forget about the once a week Don't Get Caught On Tape Shoplifting Class that Lindsay will be the guest speaker at. Of course she won't admit guilt, just teach from what she's been told by others.
Not sure about the other workshops and events that Lindsay will be WORKING at, but don't worry, sure that SCH and DINA can come up with that. Such a valuable Community Resource we have in Lindsay.

1243 days ago
60.

Daffy Duck    

Foghorn Leghorn just texted me this:
"Now looka, I say looka here.
This makes as much sense as an ejection seat on a helicopter."

- Woo Woo -

1243 days ago
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