Kris Humphries & Kim K -- Sizing Up Their Relationship

Awww reminds me of me and my boyfriend. So cute.

The few pics I've seen of them he was always sitting down. I realize that he is a basketball player, but I had no clue as to their size difference. I'm more shocked that she's not wearing the norm 5" heels.

not to be mean......but, he is not attractive at all....but good for her for going a persons heart before looks.

KK is filling up with plastic and silicone. And if you've seen the "silver" pics of her naked, then you know how much cellulite is growing on her ass.

She sure does have a big head for a midget.

you think they will make a sex tape

KIM K SUPERSTAR
I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess but i became an anal pornstar but I still think i am a princess.
My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, ass, lips ,teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 i did cocaine. I know there are picture proofs but i will deny it forever. My Pimp mother, Kris, fu@ked the poolboy while my father was at work. The result was my pathetic half sister khloe who is a whore, just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving, I am lying as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things, people will eventually believe it. The way i walk, talk and laugh is fake and if you look into my eyes, you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million dollars to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution.
My former publicist,Jonathan Jaxson, know what happened! I am just waiting for him,and many many more, to come out and reveal how i really am.
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals. I am a very dirty woman.
My ex husbond damon Thomas, whom i married at the age of 19 in las vegas, publicly called me untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family) and a cheater.
I have no real friends because i have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way, for fame. I am using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrities lifes for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that i have NO buisness at all to attend. The only award show i should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown of dancing with the stars the second week. I made a work out video that clearly show i am in a very bad shape. I got a Razzie for my sad sad performence in disaster movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape aswell. My song JAM, i have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical tone deaf 4 year old with a nasal monotone voice, very unfortunate!
Anybody who dont like me, for the rotten and lying whore that i am, i call haters or jealous!
We,the kardashians, call each other dolls and have alone tainted the *****cat dolls by heisting their consept. I pretend that i care about others, but i could not care less. I only care about myself.

I tried to fu@k over children by selling them an insane debit master card with predatory' fees.
It was unfortunatly of the market after 1 week.
But thank God, i found a new way to rip of the kids with glam silly bandz.
Over weight children must skip normal diet,exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo suction,like me.
120000$ was stolen from Sonja Norwoods creditcard.,Ray J and Brandys mother. After being busted i paid her back with the money i got from the sex tape i made with her son.
Thats the circle life, Mrs Norwood.
The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I dont even know how to sew on a butten or sketch anything, yet i call myself a fashion designer
The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.
For world aids day i went of social medias until my fans had raised 1mill$.
I was confident that within 12 hours i would be back. 7 days later i was bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me the shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.
I have never been single because i am to scared to spend time with myself.I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sits on my lap and ask me if i aman anal pornstar because thats what everybody in kindergarten says.
I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo ass because it’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my @ss hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Christiano,Chengo(The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin,Gabriel Aubry(only because everybody said i was only into black guys)Kanye West and soon Kris Humpries are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fu@ked, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me because they know that I am trash that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine. I would fu@k anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs but the only one i have now is herpes, I am herpes. I am pathetic, plastic and am terribly insecure.
I am a national and international joke and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and i am 100% shameless. I am the most filthy famewhore in the whole wide world!
I am Kim Kardashian Superstar...

She looks like a miniature w-hore. A toy sized bim-bo. He's a tool.

His Johnson is longer than she is tall.

Ew, they both look stupid

@ The truth about Kim...Man...I can't stop laughing.....Well written...Please you could make a blog about about these whores...:D

Can't stand her, but she has the best hair I've ever seen. Unreal-wonder what she uses

wow uhm, wow.and yes, she looks tiny

I can't stand her, but she has the best hair I've ever seen. Wonder what she uses

sometimes other ethnicities have shinier more luxurious hair. such as Indian, Middle Eastern, Asian