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Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller

Officially Divorced

5/2/2011 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are finally single -- their rocky divorce becoming official today.

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As we first reported, Charlie and Brooke filed the papers and worked out the details of their divorce a few months back. But a lot has changed since then, including drug binges on both sides, custody battles and a custody settlement.   You'll recall the agreement was modified to require random drug testing on both sides.

As for money and property ... Brooke gets $55,000 a month in child support. The settlement docs specifically state that "under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola."

Brooke got a lump sum of $757,698.70 and $1 million for her share of the family home, which Charlie gets to keep.

The divorce may be final, but there's a good chance the battle between Charlie and Brooke will rage on.

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Lisa    

She's going to blow it all on drugs anyway.

1088 days ago
17.

ksis    

@Lola

In my opinion, no one should earn as much as Charlie has been earning and no divorced mother should get that kind of money, unless EVERYONE is getting that. HOWEVER, if HE IS earning that money and the mothers of his children ARE getting that kind of money as child support, then people should shut up about his salary. To afford 55 000 x 2 every month, he HAS to earn that much. You can't have it both ways.

1088 days ago
18.

OooooNooo!    

Special Forces killing Osama is the only thing that pushes Charlie off top billing on TMZ -- as it should be. Nice work CIA/Special Forces!

1088 days ago
19.

ksis    

Congrats America. You deserved the pleasure of killing him.

1088 days ago
20.

Kari    

I am hoping TMZ realizes we aren't interested in Sheen anymore and stops all the stories about him. His days in the limelight are over--let's move on.

1088 days ago
21.

gossipgirl86    

Who get's that much for child support?? Most people don't make that in a year!!!!

1088 days ago
22.

always    

She doesn't need that much money to raise 2 kids. All she will do is suck it up her ugly a$$ nose. He needs to go back to the court and get is lowered now that he is off the show. Tell the fat slob to get off her behind and get a job.She is such a waste of a human being. She can't even take care of the kids she brought into the world. Gutter trash.

1088 days ago
23.

CA Girl    

Isn't it a wake-up call to know that more important things - MUCH more important - matter in this upside-down world of ours than what these dupas are doing, or not doing, with their silly-a$$ed lives, arguments, divorces, lawsuits, drug-addled/alcoholic existences? These two people, (i.e. these particular "families") are likes knats. Totally unimportant. Totally uninteresting. Totally useless. Totally using everyone and everything around them. I wish they'd all finally go away and leave the media and everyone else alone forever. F O R E V E R

1088 days ago
24.

kt    

If you're like me, and you want to kick your Charlie Sheen addiction, I've pasted a great article to help. (NOTE it's from March, so some things have changed - like the reference to the "goddesses"; I think for CS fans, #7 applies to him as well.)

A 12-Step Program for Curing Your Charlie Sheen Addiction
10:30 am Monday Mar 7, 2011 by Christine Jordan

Hey. This conversation isn’t going to be easy, so why don’t you take a seat? We understand as much as the next guy how fun it is to poke around on ridiculous Charlie Sheen websites and tell everyone you know that you’re “WINNING, DUH!,” but we’re starting to worry about you. Charlie Sheen is a powerful drug (just look at what it did to Charlie Sheen the person), and it’s starting to take over your life. It’s time to make a change.

Thankfully, we’ve designed a 12-step program to kick the Charlie Sheen media circus habit with all the love and support of your friends at Flavorwire. Don’t worry, we’re here for you. We can beat this thing together.

1. Let go of the past

Yes, he was pretty cute in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but he is not that person anymore. You want to know what other celebrities were cute when they were younger and are now the absolute worst? Tom Cruise. Dustin Diamond. The Olsen Twins. We could do this all day.

2. Do what you must to discover you have a problem

May we suggest buying a Charlie Sheen slogan T-shirt? You will regret wasting the money in about a minute.

3. Confront the issues masked by the addiction

He has two blonde bimbos in his house. He calls them “the goddesses.” ULTIMATE GROAN.

4. Cut communication lines

And we thought celebrity Guinness World Twitter records couldn’t get any more inane than Ashton Kutcher’s. One word: unfollow.

5. No More Two and A Half Men, Ever

Hopefully you already understood that this show is so aggressively unfunny that it’s even beyond the most ironic, self-aware viewing. But if you’re thinking of checking out an episode just for kicks now that it’s canceled, maybe to see how crazy Charlie is, don’t. The show got millions of viewers somehow and we’re banking on brainwashing. Resist and be strong.

6. Try other Sheens on for size

Martin Sheen was great on The West Wing, and there are seven completely non-detestable seasons of that show! Our personal favorite, though, is probably Emilio Estevez — he’s like our own super-secret Sheen, and liking him gives us an excuse to watch The Mighty Ducks again.

7. Observe the weird subsect of Two and A Half Men creator Chuck Lorre loyalists

Nothing will remind you of how out of control our obsession with Charlie has gotten than realizing that Chuck Lorre, the CBS showrunner who fired Sheen, has over 3,000 supporters telling him to ignore the crazy man. When we have to fluff the ego of a multi-millionaire who’s doing just fine, it’s time to rethink the direction of our cultural attention.

8. Revisit old, beloved memes

There’s nothing like an internet nostalgia trip to remind you that online obsessions are better when they don’t glorify others’ addictions and psychoses. Antoine Dodson didn’t trash any hotel rooms. Keyboard Cat doesn’t treat women like interchangeable objects (well, as far as we know).

9. Focus on a new debate with tons of media buzz

Charlie’s crazy is great and all, but what about turning your attention to something more productive? Planned Parenthood? Libya? Wisconsin? Anything?

10. Forgive yourself

The highest-paid TV actor who has more black marks on his record than we can count doesn’t exactly deserve our cultural spotlight, but it happened. It’s okay. We’re all human.

11. Think about how nice it will be when this is over

So nice.

12. Google Image search the word “puppies”

If you’ve gone through all 11 steps and still feel fascinated with Charlie Sheen, we don’t know what to tell you. Enjoy the puppies. They’re the strongest medicine the Internet’s got.

1088 days ago
25.

Dayna    

IMO, Charlie is one person who SHOULD NOT get married again ever! I finally learned my lesson after 4 divorces. Some people just aren't cut out for marriage.

1088 days ago
26.

LadyBeagles    

I am laughing at Brooke's settlement...sucker guess she's not worth much. Child support payments are for the children, not for Brooke. Brooke's mother and nanny are taking care of the kids so most of the money is probably going to the nanny's salary and for grandma's shopping sprees for the kids. I hope that the adults are putting the money away for the kids education etc. I really think that a big house should be bought and all of Charlie's kids should live under one roof. He would save 55,000 x 2 x 12 = 1,320,000 per year in child support payments. I'd be going back to court to reduce these payments I would say this is unreasonable for anybody and ridiculous. Most courts will ask for proof of the support payments where's the receipts? The ladies also have to put this amount on their taxes. It would be income...

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