Larry the NAKED Cable Guy

Oh, I thought that was a manatee

Icky

There goes my lunch.

Tomorrow there will be a story about the naked cowboy suing Larry for copyright infringement. What a POS.

Git'er buns!

Why do people embarrass themselves like this? I guess some people will do anything for the almighty dollar.

Gross.

I know you are a gossip website TMZ, so I don't expect especially high standards. But this recent trend of you posting stories like this that are OBVIOUSLY nothing more than promotional plugs for various TV shows is really annoying. Aren't you profitable enough without having to be on the payrolls of reality TV shows?

BEACHED WHALE BEACHED WHALE!!!!!!!!!

KEEP IT WET!!!!

ROLL IT BACK INTO THE WATER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!

the other guy is waaaaay hotter!! ;D ?how you doin??!

B A R F

Thanx, TMZ. I'm blinded for life now.

"No injuries"?
My eyes are bleeding!

I thought Larry was a spokes person for Nutri System?...I swear I saw him in an ad for them saying he had lost 50 pounds or so...hmmmm

M-Y E-Y-E-S!!!!!!!!!!!

Make it stop!