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Ashton & Chuck

Power Meeting at

Coffee Bean

5/17/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre and his newest employee Ashton Kutcher made their first public appearance together this weekend ... facing off over java at a Glendale coffee shop.

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31.

Dawgpac    

ASHTON: No, I will NOT pee in that cup

1235 days ago
32.

www.hairclub.com    

"Um...Chuck, please get your hand off my knee."

1235 days ago
33.

www.hairclub.com    

God, grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change(Charlie), courage to change the things I can(Charlie), and the wisdom to know the difference.

1235 days ago
34.

jim     

Chuck asks ,Ashton have you ever seen a grown man Naked.

1235 days ago
35.

Tica Moncrief    

"Ashton you really are sexy....more coffee?"

1235 days ago
36.

IdolFan    

Lorre : "So what you'r gonna do, Ashton, is bend over and hook your hands behind your knees like so...see, yeah, just like that so it spreads your cheeks open nice and wide so all of Warner Bros. can reallllly get in there deep."
Ashton : " Like this Boss?? Huh?? Huh?? Huh?" Pant..Pant..Pant.."Like this???"

1235 days ago
37.

anon.    

Are you "WINNING"?

1235 days ago
38.

justin    

Chuck " so you don't have a drug problem, right"?
Ashton "right, just a milf problem, but its the kind of problem I dig".

1235 days ago
39.

eric    

"Ashton and Chuck try to figure out the difference between an ice blended and a frappuccino."

1235 days ago
40.

Mandy    

Can Bruce replace Jon? Otherwise, I'm out.....

1235 days ago
41.

thehoch    

Uhm, Ashton, you don't happen to have a "torpedo of truth" in your basement, do you?

1235 days ago
42.

Holly Hox    

I'm sorry Ashton, you can't have my coffee. That's how it started with Charlie.....

1235 days ago
43.

davey    

chuck: You do anal?
ashton: what?
chuck: do you do anal?
ashton: uuh?
chuck: because if you screw me ( slams down his coffee) I WILL F@#K YOU IN THE ASS! I WILL DISTROY YOU, I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE ! YOU UNDERSTAND ME PUNK?
ashton: you comming onto me?

1235 days ago
44.

Me    

Did you just spit in that cup?!?

1235 days ago
45.

Bill Staples    

I think Charlie suspects>

1235 days ago
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