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Ashton & Chuck

Power Meeting at

Coffee Bean

5/17/2011 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre and his newest employee Ashton Kutcher made their first public appearance together this weekend ... facing off over java at a Glendale coffee shop.

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661.

michelle    

NO BEANS ABOUT IT... IT'S A DONE DEAL!

1192 days ago
662.

Trayphin    

1) Dude, don't stand upright all the time next to me - they gotta stop calling me a troll.

2) Seriously, this has gotta work - I want to say winning!!

3) I can hold yours and mine in one hand, can I show you?

4) Don't say his name EVER!!! Seriously!

5) That enough money to buy that Graffix factory right?

6) Now you'll make more than Demi...

7) You wear the pants now, my friend!

8) You're a big boy now.

1192 days ago
663.

Gus    

Remember Ashton, I call ALL the shots around here! You don't want to cross me or you'll wake up one day to find you're Mercedes-Benz down a cliff. Just like Charlie!

1192 days ago
664.

LadyBeagles    

So Chuck I have an idea for a great storyline...I'm not liking what you have written so far.....

1192 days ago
665.

bremja    

Chuck tells Ashton he'll pay him a million dollars an episode if he can have sex with Demi Moore.

1192 days ago
666.

rainee    

Chuck: "Ash, here is the list of words that will set me off:

Winning
Warlock
Goddess
Weasel
Loser

... Ok just pretend everything you say will piss me off so just read the lines we give you, and say nothing in else."

Ash: "We're good."

Chuck: "You're fired".

1192 days ago
667.

barb    

Yeah Chuck, no problem. Since Charlie probably fkd Demi back in the day, I have no problem fkng him now!

1192 days ago
668.

Jake    

Ashton: So, a Jew and a drug addict walk into a bar. Stop me, Chaim, if you've heard this one.

1192 days ago
669.

jenny    

So since I get Charlies part I get the master bedroom right and I get to boss Cryer around you cause I'm the cute one I married a cougar.....

1192 days ago
670.

tomestokes    

You slept with Arnold too?

1192 days ago
671.

tomestokes    

You Arnold too?

1192 days ago
672.

Jim    

Chuck, You just got punk'd!

1192 days ago
673.

reedamerica    

"I WANT YOU TO SAY, 'YOU CAN EAT MY PUDDING!!!' "

1192 days ago
674.

reedamerica    

Chuck: I know everything! I have laid eggs... *inside of your brain*!
Ashton: Get them out of my head!
Chuck: You are no longer in control of me! I control you,and you are under my power!
[whispering]
Chuck: I know everything. And I release you!

1192 days ago
675.

KB    

" Chaim with u Chuck!"

1192 days ago
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