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Wanna Smell Like Joe Jackson?!!?

5/18/2011 6:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If you've ever looked at Joe Jackson and thought, "How the hell can I smell like THAT guy?" ... well, fret no more ... MJ's dad has unveiled a brand new line of body scents.

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Joe debuted a "Jackson" scent line for both MEN and WOMEN in Cannes, France this week ... with a cologne called, "Tribute," and perfume called, "Legend."

Apparently, "Greed" and "Abuse" didn't make the cut.

So what do they smell like you ask? The cologne is described as "heavily musky" and the perfume is a "floral harmony" combined with a "fruity note."

No word on when the smells will be available to purchase.


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61.

Canada411    

Or you could save $100 and rub dog poop on yourself. Either way you'll smell like crap.

1204 days ago
62.

??    

Just trying to covwer up the old smell. A loser like this has to try anything he can.

1204 days ago
63.

BigTim    

SO they've managed to bottle the scent of KOOLs, salami-belch and fart, eh?

1204 days ago
64.

God-Of-Lyf    

Ummmmmmmm, NO!!!!

1204 days ago
66.

Sin D    

umm....no.

1204 days ago
67.

Trisha    

He's a disgusting excuse for a man and apparently has no idea how ridiculous he looks

1204 days ago
68.

Marie    

I heard the estate of Michael Jackson is watching Joe Jackson and his business partners really close. He could get sued by the estate if he puts his late son's image or name on the labels of those perfumes.

1204 days ago
69.

JERRY..NY    

O.M.G i hate this ******rrrrrrssssss

1204 days ago
70.

CJ    

If you are a true MJ fan, then you would want to smell like big poppa Joe!

1204 days ago
71.

Shootingstar    

Joe Jackson looks like he smells like a combination of a soggy diaper, bacon and mothballs. Ugh.

1204 days ago
72.

osa    

OMG!!!!!!! Really?? That is so wrong.

1204 days ago
74.

CyndiChainsaW    

I dunno whenever I see Joe Jackson, I always think mothballs.

1204 days ago
75.

Duane    

If they really smell like Joe they must both smell like used douche

1204 days ago
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