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Lindsay Lohan -- The Happiest Prisoner EVER!!!

5/26/2011 5:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

You are looking at Lindsay Lohan serving HARD TIME under house arrest at her swanky townhouse by the beach ... OH, THE HUMANITY!!!

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During her first day in confinement, Lohan entertained a mystery guest ... with a big, fat smile on her face.

As we previously reported, Lohan is expected to be under arrest for roughly 35 days. How will she survive?!!?!?

UPDATE: The woman in the photo works with the company that makes the electronic monitoring device and was there to give LiLo an orientation.


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tom56071    

its got to ge really tough on her with maid service and top of the line food send her to cuba for water boarding the more money and fame you have the better your treated in this country so why dont they pay all the taxes in stead of the rest of us

1053 days ago
227.

Ann Gunther    

Must be hell!! If it were you or me our arses would be sitting in jail not in some luxury abode on the beach. That is really going to teach her a lesson. Personally, I think she should have gone to jail a long time ago!!

1053 days ago
228.

luke    

who cares? floods, wars, poverty. but thank god lindsay is smiling!!

1053 days ago
229.

queeny    

so sick of hearing about her she is a waste of breath and she needs to go to prison if it was anyone of us we would already be there. They need to quit slappin her on the hand and maybe she would learn her lesson.

1053 days ago
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1053 days ago
231.

who cares    

Let the girl have some fun not cause shes under house arrest means shes got to be all sad, I mean common shes got talent money and shes different from all of us, celebs entertain us when we feel bored. So if they dont do anything to you keep your mouth shut and let them be, if your jealous because they have a good a life then do something about yours to live at their level.I mean common we all say money moves mountains so what are all people bitchin about this bitchin about. And @ wishes if the editor of tmz would've said inhumannity instead of humannitiy it would not have been sacartic anymore, And i think sarcarsm was intended.

1052 days ago
232.

Janet    

I wonder if she'll get out in time to bleach her roots.

1051 days ago
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Brendon    

The reason she gets off so easy is bc she has payed the whole LA PD wages for a year if not more its all about money nothing else. They try to make examples but when that big number gets thrown on the table ? marks start popping in there heads. Greed one of the seven deadly sins they will pay for it in the after life!!!!!

1050 days ago
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Lucy    

I am not sure House arrest works for celebrities...it does not seem fair compared to the rest of the people in the world under house arrest. Some of the celebrities' places are luxurious with pools and indoor movie theaters. What if you lived in a one-bedroom apartment? Might as well sit in a jail-cell since you are confined to a small place anyway.

1040 days ago
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Lu    

Okkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaay, then, philip sweatmon = weirder than JS. John, you should happy to know that you've just been dethroned.

1040 days ago
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