Rachel Uchitel -- I Didn't Have an Affair with Arnold!

6/5/2011 6:45 AM PDT
It only makes sense that at some point the new King of Philanderers, Arnold Schwarzenegger, would get linked to the ol' Queen of Mistresses, Rachel Uchitel -- but according to her, there's no truth to it.

We caught up with Rachel last night at the Azure Luxury Pool at the Palazzo in Las Vegas -- where she told us ... when the Arnold thing broke, she was contacted by a "very high profile journalist" who claimed they heard she had a "long-lasting" affair with the Governator.

She told us, "I've never met Arnold. Never even thought about him. I don't like his movies, I'm not even a fan."

Maybe if he hadn't made "Jingle All the Way," he'd have had a shot.