Strings Attached to Plaxico Burress Probation -- NO GUNS, PAL

Just in time to not play football.

I dunno, this seems a bit much for a gent who essentially shot himself and his career in the foot.

Im sure he will get permission to get out of Florida,and instead of shooting himself he could have just as well shot another innocent bystander..thats why they have laws

Oh and another thing,if he cant hang with criminals how is he going to go play for the Eagles and his buddy Michael Vick..

He'll break this condition of his probation inside of 3 months. If he was paranoid enough to "carry" before, prison will have made him more so. If it was low self-esteem and the need to pretend to be some sort of gangbanger, which cause him to "carry" then prison will have worsened it.

Note to police: Don't frisk him...frisk the guy or gal next to him who is holding for him.

This "loudmouth" got his house repoed in LHP FL. Glad he's not around anymore....... We don't need no stinkin law breaking thugs in our neighborhood!!!

WAS ALCOHOL AND DRUGS INCLUDED AS WELL IN HIS PROBATION????

HEY TMZ, its PAROLE...Not PROBATION. Probation is what you get if you plead guilty and arent sent to prison, Parole is what you get after prison.

Much love and much respect for all you did to place the NY Giants back on the forefront, Plax -

May they sign you in a hurry and get back to where the NYG belong.

They weren't the same without you -

Had and have no swag -

The hole created by your issue -

Cannot be filled by any other player -

Word.

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Few players want the ball with less-than-a-minute-to-go in a Super Bowl -

-And with everything riding on that particular play -

Pressure, way too much pressure - thanks anyway -

Plax not only wanted the ball, asked for the ball, called for the ball -

He bought the ball -

And the championship -

Back to New York City -

NYG-fans will be hugely-disappointed if the biggest offer to Plax -

Does come from the New York Giants.

The Mara's need to step up on this -

And do the right thing -

Or else face a Nofstricism.

Unlike this World has ever, ever seen -

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Mygod, look at the pure EVIL in his eyes! He has 'evil dirtbag' written all over him!

3rd nof p.s. -

This goes out to the Mara's:

"And while you're at it, bring Tiki back -"

"-abandon your former coldness/ruthlessness - and to people and players -"

"That have literally done the impossible for you, and for/to your franchise's great benefit."

"For once do the damned-Right-Thing."

"Pretend, and just for a moment - that Plax and Tiki are both white."

"And that their last name - is Manning."

"You blew not signing Michael Vick - you had a chance and said no - fearing a pr nightmare/issue."

"Don't repeat this mistake a second and a third time."

"Get Plax signed."

"Get Tiki signed."

"Put it out that you want and need both of them."

"Don't make them twist-in-the-wind, Mara Family."

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last Nof p.s. to The Mara Family:

"Sign Plax."

"Sign Tiki."

"Or else sell the New York Giants."

"To an Equal-Opportunity-Employer."

"Mark Cuban comes to Mind."

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Nof To Plax p.s.

"How To Get The NY Giants To Do The Right Thing-Suggestion."

Plax, there's probably only one way, given the NY Giants/Mara Family's history:

Under-go plastic surgery.

And to appear MORE like Frank Gifford -

Then?

The Mara's will come a-running.

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Nof Somberly Out p.s.

Dream NY Giant Franchise:

60-Clay-Matthews-types.

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