Snooki the Tree Humper -- Drunk or a Dendrophiliac?

Well what do you expect? MTV is basically paying for her to party, get drunk, and make an @$$ of herself on National television. Although I can't say I haven't done stupid **** while under the influence. I think we all have said "it seemed like a good idea at the time," once or twice.

I do not want to watch Snooki do anything....ever.

hey tmz,when are you guys gonna put a stop to all the advertisements for fake jordans and fake purses....please enough is enough...thx

i hope this trash bag o'ds soon.

Snooky looks like she's into a rubber tree plant. If she sticks with that she should be safe.

Who doesnt want to ******nookie. Just to see her dirty clam close up.

Who is this person and why would anyone care?

that f-ing meatball should do the world a favor and die soon.

AND THE PLANT HAS'NT BEEN SEEN SINCE!!!!!

This skankasaurus would hump anything that'll hump her back I'm sure which is a limited selection I'm also quite certain.

I didn't want to watch the video, in fact, I didn'*****ch it, but was laughing my head off at the TMZ staffers, they were hilarious. People wonder why I call them the Jersey Whores? No need to ask any longer. I am still proud to say, never seen a single episode of Jersey Whores, never will.

I do have a question for the lawyers at TMZ, though. Can somebody volunteer to sue that Jersey Whore on the tree's behalf for sexual abuse of a tree? I mean, seriously, that tree HAS to be traumatized. Jus*****ch, it will die of shock in no time.

Lord knows how much foliage or vegetation has been up that v-jay!

TMZ: after so much drama w Weston it's nice to have some comedy, thanks for posting. Can you clarify something for us, your 2 am late night viewers?

Obviously Snookie (bless her heart and roundness) was getting hot and bothered by all the bustling of frawns, hey its america different strokes.... What I want to know though, is it my imagination or was the tree also 'sporting a bit of wood' as well....? get it? tree/wood

Ok TMZ... I posted my comment after seeing the abridged version, not the EP. We were on the same wavelength.... still laughing. Better than Leno.... cheers and I promise to watch all videos before ever posting again.