
Question is ...

Who'd I rather what? Kill? I'd say both.
But honestly, they are both f*cking disgusting gutter rats.
All jokes aside, I can actually suck my own d-ck. I'm pretty flexible.
But if I HAD to, I'd say Snooki.
This is the most blatantly disgusting "Who'd You Rather?" ever. I'd rather be kicked in the nuts repeatedly for an hour than do anything sexual with either one of these two skanks.
This writer is so ridiculous. The cast works at the Shore Store for the upcoming season, so obvious the three were either going TO work or COMING from it.
I also would go with the "kicked in the nuts repeatedly for an hour than do anything sexual with either one of these two skanks" option.
The pain would go away after a day or so but Herpes lasts a lifetime.
Those two were my only choice? Think I will become a eunich by my own hand!!!!! Being blind drunk wouldn't even help!!
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