Penis Cutters: Who'd You Rather?

ahhahaha

Pass on both!

At least Lorena didn't completely destroy it. John was able to get it sown back on.

lorena is looking like the chick from ally mcbeal with black hair, right?

Just another reason to never get married and to never accept a drink from a woman.

wow! talk about female empowHERment! kinda creeped out after reading this...

men probably cheated on them...that's what you get for messing around guys.

AHAHAHA score 1 for the women and not putting up with "some" mens crap!

Did Lorena bobbitt?

TMZ, why would you ever go there on this one? Just because it's legal, doesn't make it right!

So we still dont get the option of neither huh?

poor Lorena ... all over the world people threaten I'll Bobbit you ... but I'll Becker you pecker is a LOT more catchy

amazing haahahahaha

Not even the Honey Badger would eat garbage disposal penis

As a girl, I don't have to worry either way. :D