New Superman Delivers SUPER Package

"The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is with a kryponite condom... that would kill him."

Go back a few stories and the same pic is shown, without the cover.

lindsay lohan gave superman crabs and no he hates all women. in a few issues down the road he is going to marry jimmy olson and they will have a large lavish gay wedding in new york city with richard simmons doing the vows.

how the **** did the narrator get hired?

dis is nonsense, tmz! -major headache is on going-

Maybe he's still the man of steel, but Duke Nukem has b@lls of steel.

Who cares? My guy is even bigger, and he's REAL!!

So basicly is gonna be a cartoon version of Smallville ???

i think the iconic look is still the best one. the red underwear never made sense but it looked better than the bodysuit.

Just because I'm single doesn't make me gay, dumbass! I have a type and morals!

And FYI, I like an all-black super-suit with no cape. The bonus is it's easier to keep clean-looking. Greedy, rich people are the real sc*mbags of the world...look for me, in the future, to be hitting them where it hurts.

It was not cool talk about Superman being Gay that is so wrong our kids are already bombarded with that gay crap enough with ouy superman being gay do give them any ideas

as strange as it may sound, Superman's trunks (the ones that are now missing) are a copyrighted property owned by the estates of Superman's creators, Jerry Siegel and Joe Schuster, and not by DC comics. All the changes to the Man of Steel are due to a copyright battle, won by the estates and coming into play now that the original copyright on Superman hit the renewal stages