Serena Williams Stomachs the Competition

Who the heck is Serena? This is Dwyane Wade chillin' on South Beach.

That's one big mama!

If I got in there I'd be afraid to get lost forever; they'd need chains and a tow truck to get me back out.

The missing link has been found.

Damn, tennis! You scary!

I believe we've found the missing link!!!

Damn!! If that isn't some thick legs, yuk! She would do better in a one piece, she has that big bubble butt going on too....nasty!!!

Now thats a heffty piece of farm equipment.

Not to sound like gay or anything, but Serena's hair like looks a little beat. Like, dried out in a way.

@Serena

I think you should also try that Pomegranate Juice I wrote about before. Not that expensive. Think you can afford it.

Doesn't look like the body of a female.

Nasty. I suppose if you're a homo and attracted to NFL linebacker types.

we are approaching the need for a 3rd gender. seriously, the fact that she has actually LOST to another woman in tennis is a testament to how good some of the other players are.

If you look at this pic from the shoulders up, it looks like a man in a wig. I like athetic-looking bodies, but she just doesn't look good to me. How can she be so athletic and still have thighs like that? I don't get. Unless she's counteracting her sports with some ring-dings or something.

luckily TMZ has not implemented their scratch-n-sniff technology.

Ugliest woman on the planet. SO not attractive!

we've got a floater.