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There She Is ... Ms. Alabama Nursing Home

7/26/2011 9:35 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

Move over Donald Trump and Miss USA contestants, because the lovely  Ms. Felma Schrimshire is the winner of this year's highly coveted pageant title, Ms. Alabama Nursing Home 2011.

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Felma -- who is 100-years-young -- beat out 74 other contestants and while she did not have to endure talent or swimsuit competitions, they all underwent 15 minute interviews before the crown was awarded to Schrimshire.

As part of her illustrious duties, Felma will travel to various nursing homes and community events.

Congratulations, Ms. Alabama Nursing Home!



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1.

Ryan    

She's the hottest piece of poon at the Ole' ****z Home!!!

1185 days ago
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Rhubino    

So now it's possible to begin and end your beauty contestant career in diapers.

1185 days ago
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cindy    

That's sweet!

1185 days ago
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artie help    

right on the face.

1185 days ago
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andy    

This is just pitiful, . . . I'm not even sure that any of these "ladies" happens to have a clue of where they are physically, or what they're doing. Very creepy . . .

GOOD TIMES . . .

1185 days ago
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She's baaaack    

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *stop to inhale* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is too freaking funny. The guy standing next to her looks like he's made out of wax. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1185 days ago
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Jen    

I think this is the best idea for the nursing homes and the women in it. What a way to motivate them and make them feel better when most of them have been abandoned by there family.

1185 days ago
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Ron    

You go girl!

1185 days ago
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Rotten Puppets    

Gotta admit... that's pretty damn sexy right there.. I'd hit it with an oxygen mask.

1185 days ago
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northern gypsy    

right-on...congratulations to all the contestants...
i'm not a spring chicken...but...if i live that long...
i hope to have the same appetite for life as these ladies !!!

1185 days ago
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susan    

just wondering ,did these ladies do botox to prepare for this pageant?

1185 days ago
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Hey Now    

Don't assume everyone who's really old is senile. My gran is 94 and one of the smartest people I know.

1185 days ago
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lou    

She's very pretty. I think it's nice that older women can get some attention for their looks. Of course they don't look like 20 year olds but they are still nice looking people and deserve attention. You don't just stop living and breathing once you hit 40, you know.

1185 days ago
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FLO    

Does she know that she won?

1185 days ago
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Selebraties Suck    

I know everyone is going to make smartbutt comments, but tomorrow would have been my dad's 90th, and next week is my mom's 93rd. I've been spending a lot of time at hospitals and nursing homes and have really developed a newfound respect and fondness for our seniors. Everybody has a story, and I can guarantee ya'll that we'll never be as interesting at that generation.

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