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Charlie Sheen

I'm Gonna Watch My Own Funeral

8/6/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0805_charlie_sheen_ex_tmz_compositeCharlie Sheen hasn't just come to terms with his death on "Two and a Half Men" -- the actor tells TMZ, he'll be CELEBRATING it ... with his very own at-home screening of Charlie Harper's funeral next month.

The Warlock tells us, “I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow."

As we previously reported, the new season of "Men" kicks of on September 19th with Charlie Harper's requiem -- and every memorable chick Harper ever banged on the show will be attending.

Still winning.

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Cindy    

Usually funerals on tv in regard to an actors character are because the writers can't figure out what to do with ones leaving the show/& or being fired. Just remmeber it IS tv, and actors/actresses wake up ALL the time a season or two later from having been in a coma or it all just being a BAD dream. Charlie Sheen IS Two and a Half Men. With ALL the reality tv out there, a make believe show is taking way too much heat for Charlie's personal behavior OFF the show...

1175 days ago
62.

SD    

Off not of.

1175 days ago
63.

Lej64    

Lol, in this video is Ashton Kutcher and Charlie's funeral on Two and a Half Men. They must have had the info days ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LonU0h8mq1o

1175 days ago
64.

debora    

Charlie Harper dead? Is the end of TWO AND A HALF MAN=FACT

1175 days ago
65.

ManiacalZebra    

Well, if you consider sitting around watching TV instead of working "winning."

1175 days ago
66.

Christy    

He is bitter and trying to act like he doesn't care. Keep watching douche bag...your real funeral won't be far behind.

1175 days ago
67.

John    

Charlie already died in the eyes of many, with his well broadcast nervous breakdown.

1175 days ago
68.

AgentBlonde    

Charlie has the right attitude about Chuck Lorre's vindictive act of show suicide. Cut off your nose to spite your face, Chucky boy.

1175 days ago
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debschira     

HEY I KNOW THIS GOES AGAINST THE GRAIN OF THIS TOPIC, BUT HAS ANYONE HEARD WHETHER OR NOT SHEEN IS STILL GONNA GET WITH PENN AND DO SOME "AWESOME" STUFF FOR THE PEOPLE OF HAITI?? IF HE DOESN'T THEN WHEN HE GETS OFFED BY THE SUBWAY TRAIN I THINK THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN REVERSE AND DO LOTS OF RETAKES ON THAT SCENE.

1175 days ago
70.

Don Wayne    

The hell with all you Charlie Haters. He is a hell of a lot more entertain than this BS President you voted into office, you bunch of idiots!!!

1175 days ago
71.

MJ    

I wonder if Denise Richards will be one of the former girlfriends! She was on the show, THAT would be funny!

1175 days ago
72.

Don Wayne    

The hell with all you Charlie Haters. He is a lot better entertainment than the BS President that you voted in to destroy this country, ********!!

1175 days ago
73.

BC    

So he'll be missing his own comedy roast, which was supposedly scheduled for the same evening at the same time? Makes sense, I'll be missing it, too. Just looking at photos of him is bad enough!

1175 days ago
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Googie    

A final goodbye Charlie, aka the man who bit the hand of the million dollar cash cow. Lorre had no other choice but to fire him since Charlie had proven repeatedly he was undependable. Hopefully Sheen is getting professional help. Firing him was the best thing that happened to him since nothing else worked.

Nice to know Sheen will be watching Charlie Harper's sendoff, along with the rest of us. Sheen putting on a brave front & emphasizing he has his very real movie theater, with his very real hotties in tow.

Charlie's "GOT MILLIONS OF FRIENDS & THE FUN NEVER ENDS, ... THAT IS AS LONG AS I'M (he's) BUYING."

1175 days ago
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Glen S    

According to the Daily Rash, before Elizabeth Taylor died she challenged Charlie Sheen to try and out-party her! Oddly enough, Charlie was too afraid to take her up on the challenge and never responded. http://www.thedailyrash.com/elizabeth-taylor-challenges-charlie-sheen-to-try-and-out-party-her

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