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Charlie Sheen

I'm Gonna Watch My Own Funeral

8/6/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0805_charlie_sheen_ex_tmz_compositeCharlie Sheen hasn't just come to terms with his death on "Two and a Half Men" -- the actor tells TMZ, he'll be CELEBRATING it ... with his very own at-home screening of Charlie Harper's funeral next month.

The Warlock tells us, “I will be watching my fake funeral, attended by my fake ex-girlfriends, from my very, very real movie theater, with my very real hotties in tow."

As we previously reported, the new season of "Men" kicks of on September 19th with Charlie Harper's requiem -- and every memorable chick Harper ever banged on the show will be attending.

Still winning.

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91.

Jurgen Brul    

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1182 days ago
92.

Jackie    

LOL...I am losing. It must hurt you deep inside Charlie..come on!

1182 days ago
93.

BigHoss    

Sheen will be okay. He's well off and still leading a life of WINNING! And the show will sink a slow death with out him.

1182 days ago
94.

claricec1@netzero,com    

Hey Charlie, here's a brilliant idea. Why don't yooou become the next Hue Heffner. Hope I spelled the name right.

1182 days ago
95.

noko    

Yes, we found a new MEME, fdhankyou TMZ!

1182 days ago
96.

juan lopez    

i couldnt agree more, BigHoss. i like to think Charlie got the bull by the horns, regardless of what the media wants me to believe. Mr. Sheen is far from being an idiot.

1182 days ago
97.

Carla Allegro    

Two and a Half Men will never be the same without Charlie Sheen. He was the whole show. He had the best comedic timing. I really don't care what he does in his private life, he always came through on the show and that's what counts. Everyone has a moment, but everyone deserves a second chance, I don't believe he was given that chance. You will not find me watching the new show. I'm just saying!!

1182 days ago
98.

stephanie    

I am sorry to see that they are killing off charlie. I think that is really ****ty of chuch lorre. Ahston Kucther will make the show bomb

1182 days ago
99.

tellmeaboutit     

We'll be watching it too, Chuckles, but we won't be watching your new show. We've already seen you manager your anger - it wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now. And your "hotties" are getting lower on the hooker list by the minute...just saying.

1181 days ago
100.

jennifer    

Goodbye and good riddrence to that bringe drinking and sleeps around charlie harper. a meat explosion. rose catches him with another woman.

1144 days ago
101.

jennifer    

When Chuckles the clown died on MTM show was hilaroius. Charlie Harper is a womanizing,and he drinks all the time. His brother should've checked him in a rehab center like the betty ford clinic years ago.

1144 days ago
102.

alex    

to bad he is not playing anymore. I like it only with him.

1138 days ago
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