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Why 'Men' CRUSHED 'Dancing'

In the Ratings War

9/20/2011 10:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


The "Two and a Half Men" season premiere DESTROYED "Dancing with the Stars" in the ratings -- and the Charlie Sheen hype machine ... not Ashton Kutcher ... is to thank for it.

And, Harvey thinks Chaz Bono is "the heat" on "DWTS" -- and Chaz proved it by unveiling his TOPLESS man body for all to see. Plus, West Hollywood bans fur sales -- so we go live to ritzy Rodeo Drive .... where an uninformed fur-lover states her case.


(3:40) Ashton Kutcher's big debut on "Two and a Half Men" -- seriously mixed reviews.
(6:30) How did "Men" kill "Dancing" in the ratings?
(9:01) Why no "Metta World Peace" last night? Mike has some inside information.
(11:20) Chaz Bono -- "the heat" on "DWTS" -- and he proved it by unveiling his topless body for all to see. 
(19:30) Elisabetta Canalis shoved George Clooney down our throats ... and Dax is the only person defending the move.
(21:30) Charlie's getting over $120 mil from Warner Bros. for "Men" -- and in related news ... Brooke Mueller went shopping.
(30:40) West Hollywood BANS the sale of fur -- so Jason breaks down the brutality that pelt animals suffer in the name of fashion.
(37:02) We go live to Rodeo Drive -- where Harvey opens a pro-fur woman's eyes about the industry.
(45:01) Just face it ... fur isn't worth it.


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Professor Chaos    

How about commenting on why you guys at TMZ are ignoring the pictures that are circulating all over the web that show Lindsay Lohan making out with her MOTHER Dina at Dina's birthday party as some club a few days ago?
You guys shove all the boring Lohan trial crap down our throats but you ignore the one interesting thing she's done in years? I mean.. the girl was tongue kissing her Mother.

1097 days ago


Naked guys trump all.
"Crushing it" depends on more than a fleeting appearance.

1097 days ago


Are all these problems that Tom Seizemore is having a sign that he is back to using drugs again?

1097 days ago

some guy    

It'd be funny if the critically bad reviews are from the same accounts.

1097 days ago

Bob Bain    

Ashton was not funny. The new two and a half men was terrible. There was nothing funny in the whole show.

As far as dancing with the stars go, I banned it.

The Charlie Sheen roast was the best comedy act of the night.

1097 days ago


where was Harvey last night on the roast?

1097 days ago

some guy    

My money's still on Ricki.

1097 days ago


I watched DWTS & I've always enjoyed the show, but last night's premiere was so lack luster. I was disappointed and will likely find something else to do or watch during that time slot. Sheen's Comedy Central Roast wasn't as good as past Roast's, either. Slash's guitar solo was fantastic!

1097 days ago


I didn'*****ch 2 1/2 men or DWTS I watched soapnet All My Children! It is the last week of my soap!

1097 days ago

some guy    

If he shows up somewhere in a wedding dress, kill him.

1097 days ago


I watched 4 minutes of the show and feel I will never get that 4 minutes back. It was awful! I will never watch 2 1/2 men again.

1097 days ago

nee nee    

Doesn't matter if DWTS calls him Ron or Metta...he'll be eliminated by week 2

1097 days ago

Bubbles The Chimp    

Congrats TMZ Mike on your first week on DWTS.

1097 days ago

some guy    

I just threw up alot in my mouth. BRB

1097 days ago

some guy    

I bet they use strap-ons.

1097 days ago
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