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Lindsay Lohan on Therapy

I Totally Phoned It In

10/15/2011 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
is telling friends she did NOT blow off her court-mandated therapy sessions when she traveled to Paris last month ... insisting she talked to the shrink over the phone instead. 

Lohan says she cleared the two-week trip with her probation officer ... allowing her to travel to France for a modeling job.

Lohan claims the P.O. and her therapist BOTH gave approval for Lindsay to complete her therapy sessions over the phone ... and she did ... twice. Lohan claims each phone session lasted 45 minutes.

Lohan has been warned by Judge Sautner ... she is not allowed to miss even ONE therapy session, or her probation would be violated.

Lindsay doesn't know why anyone would argue that she didn't complete her requirements -- but she strongly believes the probation department is out to get her ... and desperately wants to make an example out of her.

We're told Lindsay "can't wait" to go to court on Wednesday to tell her side of the story.


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Theres one teensy weensy problem here. If she was cleared for TWO WEEKS and did TWO 'therapy' sessions over the phone, then what happened the OTHER TWO WEEKS she was out of state and country. Its well do***ented, she was gone for a little over FOUR WEEKS. So is it 'therapy' ONCE a week or once every TWO WEEKS? Again, this skeezy twit is not telling the whole truth. But she'll skate as she always does. C U Next Tuesday!

1069 days ago


LOHAN Biography of Civil Disobedience

October 4, 2005: Lindsay, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van that was pulling into traffic in West Hollywood. Lindsay, her passenger and the driver of the van were briefly hospitalized for minor injuries. She is not ticketed.

Jan. 4, 2006: Tells Vanity Fair she has an eating disorder and has used drugs.

July 26, 2006: Lindsay is hospitalized for “heat exhaustion” while filming ‘Georgia Rule’, though it’s widely assumed she’s actually just hungover and/or still drunk, and the movies producer writes an open letter telling her to knock it off.

Dec. 1, 2006: Dina Lohan tells Ryan Seacrest that Lindsay is in AA, but not because she has a problem. She says Lindsay only goes to meetings to hang out with her friends.

Dec. 12, 2006: Lindsay tells People she’s been in AA for a year and hasn’t had a drink in a week.

January 17, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the first time.

February 16, 2007: checks out of rehab, immediately goes to a bar until 4am.

March 6, 2007: is taped using cocaine in the bathroom of a London club.

March 16, 2007: parties and drinks champagne at a club in New York. She’s still underage at this point.

May 15, 2007: reportedly stole over $10,000 in clothes and jewelry from a 22-year-old model named Lauren Hastings.

May 26, 2007: is arrested for drunk driving after crashing her Mercedes convertible in Beverly Hills at 5:30am. She then left the scene of the accident. Police also found a “usable” amount of cocaine in her car. It’s her third car crash in two years.

May 28, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the second time.

July, 14, 2007: checks out of rehab. That very same day she goes to Vegas and parties at Pure.

July 24, 2007: while high on cocaine, Lindsay goes on a high speed chase in a stolen Denali down PCH, reaching speeds of 100 miles per hour, that ends when a woman calls Santa Monica police saying Lohan is trying to run her down with a car. Lindsay is arrested on five counts, including driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of narcotics. Police again find cocaine, this time in her pocket. Lindsay tells police they aren’t her pants.

July 25, 2007: checks into drug rehab for the third time.

August 3, 2007: a report says Lindsay lost a Louis Vuitton endorsement deal because she kept stealing their clothes during photo shoots.

August 23, 2007: Lohan gets charged with seven misdemeanor counts for her two DUI arrests earlier that year. She reaches a plea deal, saying she would spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug-treatment program. Lohan is placed on 36 months’ probation and required to complete an 18-month alcohol-education program and pay a $300 fine.

October 5, 2007: checks out of rehab for the third time.

November 15, 2007: begins her 1 day jail sentence, her punishment for getting two DUI’s just two months apart, including the car chase in a stolen car while high on coke. She’s released 84 minutes later due to overcrowding.

December 31, 2007: In a video posted on TMZ, Lohan drinks straight from a bottle of champagne while partying in Italy.

May 6, 2008: steals an $11,000 fur coat from a party in New York; is later photographed wearing it.

October 2008: a civil lawsuit is filed against Lindsay by three people who were in the Denali during her July 24, 2007, DUI arrest.

March 13, 2009: Warrant for her arrest issued regarding possible parole violations (alleged failure to attend counseling).

March 25, 2009: Lindsay is photographed wearing a stolen earring.

March 16, 2009: Warrant is recalled after Lindsay’s lawyer clears up the “misunderstanding.”

June 16, 2009: after Lindsay does a photo shoot for Elle magazine, $400,000 in diamonds that were used in the shoot are missing.

October 16, 2009: Lohan shows up more than an hour late to a probation hearing in Beverly Hills for a progress review on her two DUI cases. She has yet to complete the alcohol counseling program she was ordered to attend in August, but is given another year to do so. The judge warns Lindsay she will go to jail if she keeps skipping meetings and “thumbing her nose” at the court.

February 8, 2010 According to her probation report, Lindsay failed a drug test a month after leaving rehab.

February 22, 2010: Lindsay admits to using cocaine.

April 14, 2010: skips a court ordered deposition related to civil suit. She is photographed out shopping.

April 21, 2010: misses a second deposition related to civil suit; says she couldn’t get a ride to court by 10 a.m. Was photographed at 2:30 a.m. leaving a club.

April 23, 2010: named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex, is later photographed wearing it.

April 30, 2010: has yet to complete her alcohol education classes, which is a violation of her probation. She now has 8 days to complete her final 4 classes. These are the same classes she was ordered to attend in August of 2007. She was given 18 months to attend 13 classes. She’s attended 9 in three years.

May 4, 2010: shows up 22-minutes late for the third attempt at the civil-case deposition; was at Chateau Marmont the night before until 2am.

May 19, 2010: with 3 more alcohol education classes yet to be completed and only one day to do it, Lindsay goes to France and stays for almost a week. This is a direct violation of her probation.

May 20, 2010: Photos surface of Lindsay and what appears to be cocaine on a table and rolled up dollar bills in her hand

May 24, 2010: back in court, Lindsay is not sent to jail after repeatedly violating her probation, but instead is made to wear a bracelet to detect alcohol, a ban on drinking and random weekly drug testing.

June 8, 2010: her alcohol monitor bracelet goes off, indicating that Lindsay is drinking. An arrest warrant is issued, but she posts a $200,000 bail before it is carried out.

July 6, 2010: Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab for violating her probation and skipping her alcohol education classes. “I did everything that I was told to do and did the best I could,” Lindsay tells the judge.

July 20, 2010: Lindsay begins her 90 day jail sentence. 12 days later, she’s released due to over crowding.

August 2, 2010: begins her court ordered 90 day drug rehab. 23 days later, she’s released.

August 26, 2010: is given stricter probation terms, including random drug testing.

September 17, 2010: fails a drug test, testing positive for cocaine. This is a direct violation of her probation.

September 24, 2010: instead of going to jail, Lindsay is fitted with another alcohol detection bracelet and allowed to live at home while awaiting a full hearing for her parole violation.

October 22, 2010: is given yet another warning by a judge, and instead of jail, is again sent to rehab, this time for 90 days. Is told by the judge that if she drinks or violates her probation in any way, she will be sent to jail for 180 days. Later, her probation report would reveal that Lindsay drank while in rehab and tested positive for alcohol use one month after leaving rehab. No charges are ever filed.

December 12, 2010: Lindsay is allegedly caught sneaking out of rehab and going to a bar, and then hits the rehab staff member who confronts her.

January 3, 2011: Lohan finishes her fourth stay in rehab and moves into an apartment in Venice, California.

January 4, 2011: The Riverside County Sheriff’s Department determines that Lindsay Lohan violated probation during her time in rehab by leaving the property, drinking, and assaulting a staff member. No charges are ever filed.

January 22, 2011: Lohan goes to a jewelry store with a friend who distracts the clerk while she steals a $2,500 necklace.

February 9, 2011: Lohan is charged with felony grand theft.

April 22, 2011: Lindsay is found guilty of violating her probation and sentenced to 120 days in jail.

May 11, 2011: Lindsay pleads no-contest to her theft charges, but is not given any additional jail time, and instead of beginning her 120 day sentence for parole violation, she will be allowed to serve that sentence at home with an electronic monitor for the next 35 days, and WILL STILL GET RELEASED EARLY DUE TO PRISON OVER CROWDING, even though she’s not actually in prison. Because of this, she will only “serve” about 14 days at her condo near the beach.
June 22, 2011: Hoping to conduct a “turn around” lifestyle interview with Matt Lauer and the Today Show, with segments on E!, Lindsay pulls the “Ultimate Diva” routine, and blows off the Lauer interview. Matt flew 3000 miles to conduct the interview.
June 23, 2011: Lindsay tests positive for alcohol allegedly consumed while conducting a “roof top” party for her friends at her Venice Beach apartment. During her house arrest, Lindsay conducted interviews, shot commercials, and read many scripts in her spare time, so she claims. Lindsay is to appear in court today with further recommendations by the County Probation Department
July 1, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is summoned to court for not completing her community service on time. The judge gives her a 1 year extension.
August 13, 2011- Lindsay Lohan gets plastered at Kim Kardashian wedding while Mom, Dina lohan, is seen feeding her daughter shots.
August 23, 2011- Lindsay Lohan sues Pitbull for mentioning her name in his song
September 14th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan makes a scene at a fashion event and throws a drink at an unsuspecting waitor which was meant for a photographer who later trashes her on twitter.
October 13th, 2011- Lindsay Lohan is kicked out of her community service due to lack of participation. She would not show up for days and when she did attend she would only stay for one hour and leave.
October 14th, 2011- Lindsay, after finding out that she has been skipping on community service, it is also found she is blowing off counseling which was mandated by the court. This is direct violation of her probation.


1069 days ago


Morning Folks................
I see Lohan Inc is hard at work this morning
must have stayed up all night creating new avators so they could comment on this board.....
cause the whole dam family is here.........

so she PHONED in her sections productive is that ,"can you hold on a minute Doc, I gotta go to pee,(SNIFF< SNIFF< ....ok I'M back now what were we talking kinda flew right out of my head" !!!!
Now thats legal right ?

Lets see here now...
TMZ is out to get her.....
Probation Dept is out to get her.....
Judge is being mean.....
***munity Center was mean....
Everybody hate me, Nobody like me, I think I'll go eat worms !!
Sorry just got off tract there she sounds like that song my grandson sings he learned in kindergarten.....

Ya'll know this will be going on till the court date...its the normal Lohan Inc tactic...blast the media with upteen denials blaming everyone else to distract from the real truth........They are ssooooooo perdictable its laughable.....LOL

1069 days ago


About tips, slips and other sins

According to latest news on TMZ, Lohan is failing in her post-recovery of drug and alcohol addiction, imposed by the law: community service and frequent visits to the psychologist. Or is she?....

According to some sources, Lohan is doing rather poor job in her community service: an unpaid work for whatever cause other than her calling. Even though she was given a year to accompli*****, she isn't obsessed by the deadlines as many of us highly paid for similar work aren't ??? It is unheard of, isn't it? To make the matters worse, supposed place of community service appears to be inadequate: unfriendly, unpleasant and hostile. In other words, can easily result in being counterproductive for someone who volunteers or does imposed community service. (By the way, Lohan handled it quite well I must say; rather than sending it to hall alltogether, as any decent recovering alcoholic or a drug addict, she finds another, more suitable one, equally pay-free and quite appropriate for community service where she can even contribute if she desires to do so: Red Cross. The probation team appears to be informed of it all).

Lohan also fails in her visits to her psychologist, lacking to show an effort to appear in person in his office, parading in front of and being fallowed by bunch of paparazzi, while comfortably posing in her new outfits. Naither she uses her modeling employment engagements overseas as an excuse. She rather takes advantage of the different, -useless- means provided by modern day technology to fully comply with the requiements: video conference, phone conversations, twitter, all this social media garbage, invented to make communications easer and limitless if possible. And so, Lohan, (24), (in)appropriatly chooses to contact her psychologist from wherever she is.

All in all, Lohan is doing a lousy job as a recovering addict, for whom TMZ expressed so much concern in the past. (More on addiction and process of recovery can be obtained from very conversation that TMZ had with highly popular dr. Drew end his remarks on Lil Waine's addiction to prescribed drugs).
On the other hand, here we have a TMZ: a successful, highly qualified compilation of interactive media of our time, consisting of young, qualified professionals, experienced journalists and hi- quality media technology, governed by superb, extraordinary, exemplary, widely known journalist/lawyer Harvey Levine, who provides us with an exceptional commentaries of different topics almost every day in his live show. On Friday 14 however, he manages to fail miserably as a lawyer, a journalist and a moderator alltogether and on the air!. Have no idea how he did in it, and all in one single day!

As an experienced lawyer HL allows himself,-on the air, mind you- to admit proudly that he would give up and drop Lohan as a client if he were assigned to defend her!!! Any lawyer, especially a good one, would never, EVER admit something like that in cases much more serious and complicate than Lohan’s.

As a journalist, Levine manages to taintan informative discourse o*****ood journalist with rather personal, highly judgmental remarks that give is more info. of his own frustration about Lohan than of the events related to her, involving his crowd of "you go Harvey!", he surrounded himself with to supply us with additional hostility, royally lacking so known, well respected impartiality o*****ood journalism.

And, as if all of this weren't enough, Levine, as a moderator, defines one of his callers "delusional"
for expressing her own opinion on Lohan on the air!!!! That is exactly what anyone expect to hear from highly qualified moderator in a live show now, isn't it???

(Seems to me that Levine has been driving his automatic Porsche way too long; perhaps it is time for him to switch to a standard gear! :)

1069 days ago


If her court date is this Wednesday, then on Monday we will probably see "exclusives" from DUIna stating that Blowhan is "in talks" for a MAJOR motion picture.

1069 days ago

Fuck Celebrities    

Over the phone??!!!???!!

Are you guys f**king serous?

1069 days ago

Alan Carver    

This is ridiculous! How does one get to PHONE in their therapy session? That is NOT part of what the probation states ... Lohan is suppose to SEE (NOT PHONE IN) HER THERAPIST! The thing that MIGHT trip her up is the traveling thing ... the probation dept has a responsibility to 'follow' the Judges probation for Lohan to the letter, and again there's not wording stating that Lohan can phone in her therapy sessions. I think that Sautner is going to toughen up on the 'probation' and by that I mean she is either going to 'define' exactly what her therapy sessions are suppose to look like and not PHONE them in! It seems to me that there's a double standard going on here and that is because Lohan thinks she is still a celebrity she does not have to do what the rest of the criminal population has to do ... and that is make your appointments in person and not phone them in. Well let her have ANOTHER day in the courtroom, the only place the cameras really care about anymore and or the tv crews. Not even the respectable mag rags give a rats-ass what she does anymore they've more than given up on her already ... why doesn't she do the same ... the BIGGEST has-been-that-never-was. Let's face it, she can't get a modeling contract here in the US, so she has to go over-seas, where they will look at any model mag-slag. And certainly the whole acting thing is come and certainly GONE ... that whole GOTTI thing was just a publicity stunt cooked up by dina and victoria gotti to TRY and keep Lohan in the spotlight ... just another attempt by her machine to keep her relevant but no one is buying it!!!!!

For me the bottom line is that she is a chronic relapsing alcoholic, drug addict, thief! She thinks of no one but herself, and her trying to stay relevant, but the reality is that, that ship has long set sail and she was not on BOARD!

1069 days ago


Does she expect us to believe that a chipped up yellow snaggletooth had a modeling gig?

1069 days ago



WOW, just WOW!! Can you please forward what you wrote to the judge?? This entitled whore needs to GO TO JAIL and STAY PUT

1069 days ago

Ghost Rider    

Lindsay needs more than counseling, she needs shock therapy to keep her from lying non stop.

1069 days ago

Ghost Rider    

@ darkrage6, So darkrage which dumb kid movie did Lindsay play the part of the dumb kid best in? Since playing the part of a dumb kid is easy when you are already a dumb little kid like Lindsay I consider her talentless, but I really CARE about which dumb kid movie of Lindsays you think she played the part of the dumb kid best.

1069 days ago


What kind of professional allows their patient to phone in for therapy?

1069 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Only Lindsay would state she has LITERALLY phoned in her court obligations!

1069 days ago


No, the real question should be….how much money has been “donated ” to the judge and certain people in the right positon to make it look legal……
If she that confindent that she’s not going to jail…she knows that her ass is covered…thats why the smurk and the blizt of denials and ass covering statement this weekend and up until the court appearance…they did the same media manevers in the jewerly trial and they are doing the same here…Not very imaginative but if it works …….

Slap her wrist, give her , her Norma Desmond closeup Mr DeMille and let her walk..and she will be back on the party circuit in two weeks snoring her way into a pine box with a year…..all the time proclaiming herself the best most beatifull and best actress in hollywood……….

1069 days ago


You know what freaks me out the most? Is Lindsay's fans on twitter. They are just uber creepy.

1069 days ago
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