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Steven Seagal

Gunning to Catch Illegal Aliens

10/17/2011 11:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

1017_steven_segal_PCNMexicans looking to sneak into the United States have a brand new obstacle ... a gun-toting Steven Seagal ... who has just become an official border sheriff in Texas.

Seagal was sworn in as a sheriff's deputy in Hudspeth County, Texas this weekend ... and according to a sheriff's dept. spokesman, he'll be working full-time to help secure the border Texas shares with Mexico.

Shockingly, the rep insists Seagal's work with the department has nothing to do with his A&E reality show, "Steven Seagal: Lawman."

One of the sheriffs told Chron.com, "It became very clear to me that Mr. Seagal is not in this for the celebrity or the publicity ... He's like the rest of us that live down here, he has a sincere passion for his country and he wants to do more to help."

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Tammy    

This is a potential disaster waiting to happen, but I competely support securing our borders.

1010 days ago
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Jack    

Needs to cut down on the breaks at the donut shop.

1010 days ago
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dave    

i've seen bodies dredged out of rivers that look less bloated than his

1010 days ago
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xD    

Dont cross the f-ing border Steven. Chainsaw to the neck. But hey if u want to hide behind the RIO GRANDE go ahead.

1010 days ago
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Mike    

"Mexicans looking sneak into U.S." Does anyone proof read.

1010 days ago
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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

First off... they need to get rid of those overweight lawmen protecting the borders. It's no wonder there literally hundreds of illegals walking across. Those fat bastards are too lazy to move around on a foot chase. They should be limited to operating vehicles.

1010 days ago
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patty    

yuk!

1010 days ago
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xD    

Steven, u really getting under my nerves. Americans, i respect them. But stay on your side and we'll stay on our blood drenched side. The only reason cartel's de Sinaloa an others dont attack is cause DRUGS. If there are no more drugs passing through the mountains then its all out war.

1010 days ago
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Soetoro    

That gut is awesome.

1010 days ago
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Stiletto    

Looks more like "he'll be working full-time to help secure" his gut with a girdle.

True, he could kill me easily with 1 finger...but at least I know if my socks match.

1010 days ago
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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

Betcha neither of the two can do 60 sit-ups in one minute without breaking a sweat like two fat men in a Yugo with the windows rolled up.

1010 days ago
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Chris    

Shoot first ask questions later; if they're still alive.

1010 days ago
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Tess    

Well, he's plumped up nicely.

1010 days ago
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V Kint    

I'm all for securing our borders, but Seagal looks like he could possibly be paid to look the other way with some delicious homemade Mexican food and a six-pack of cervezas.

1010 days ago
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Jack    

Funny to read everyone calling him fat, me included. Wonder if any of us would have the guts to say it to his face. My guess is a big 'fat' NO.

1010 days ago
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