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Lindsay Lohan

Reporting for Morgue Duty!

10/21/2011 7:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan just showed up for her shift at the L.A. County Morgue -- early, for a change -- to fulfill her probation requirements.

A fun day of blood and guts awaits ...

Lindsay Lohan arriving at the morgue

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46.

Good riddance!    

After she pukes up her morning vodka and oj frappe', she'll be trying to claw out gold fillings from the dead if they take their eyes off of her for 5 seconds.

1009 days ago
47.

Mike1978    

Of course the only way she can get anywhere on time is by hiring a driver, cause she's too irresponsible to handle it herself. Let's see it she can even finish a complete day without stopping for excessive smoke breaks or leaving early cause she doesn't feel well. Face it, it's time for jail, and it's going to happen no matter how much she does morgue shifts until 11/2.

1009 days ago
48.

Enough Already    

First of all, who gets all dolled up to go work at a morgue?!?! Really???? Just goes to show you that she is a media whore and isn't taking this stint serious, like all her other slaps on the wrist. She knew the togs would be out there wanting her picture. And I'll also bet that she won't have to do the "dirty" work there either. She'll whine and cry and flirt with some male worker there to get out of her duties. Although the judge was trying to prove a point here, I still think, "three strikes, you're out" (even tho in her case its more like 1M strikes) and sentence her to jail for a year or more. If Cali is overcrowded, sent her to another state. That overcroweding thing is just another excuse not to throw her ass in jail. Just sayin'...

1009 days ago
49.

dreamon    

Does she have a driver to make sure she gets there on time? She's pretty ingnorant of how her optics come across? Showing up for CS in a limo. Bad taste.

1009 days ago
50.

Mike    

On a more serious note ....

I bet if Lindsay is at the morgue close to midnight tonight she really WILL see a few mangled, disfigured bodies of drinking and driving victims.

Maybe a few cocaine and heroin overdose victims too. It happens every weekend in a major city like Los Angeles.

If Lindsay saw some "fresh ones" that just came from the hospital emergency room , I bet she'd be "scared straight". I suspect the judge would like her to see one of them. No joke. Lindsay wouldn't forget it for a long time.

Maybe that memory will be burned into her brain and it will haunt her every time she thinks it's okay to drive home drunk as a skunk. Maybe the memory of a drug overdose victim popping into her head will freak her out every time she picks up a crack pipe or a mirror with lines of cocaine on it.

1009 days ago
51.

moxie    

All judgemental snarky remarks aside, I personally would find it very difficult to work in a morgue. Cleaning up. I mean, mega yech. This is going to be a major reality check for Lohan.

1009 days ago
52.

e33    

What a LOSER!

1009 days ago
53.

lalaland    

Oh, to be a fly on the wall! Wonder if the Vegas odds-makers are calculating how long she'll last today. I don't see her doing the eight hours. Not fulfilling enough.

1009 days ago
54.

electriczipper    

IF MORGUE DUTY WAS ANYTHING LIKE IT WAS IN "FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH" I WOULD BE GOING.... KOOOOOL

1009 days ago
55.

Holly    

She needed a driver and her assistant in order make on time

1009 days ago
56.

Dina Lohan    

Take that, haters! Lindsay showed up early again, and looking gorgeous with perfect teeth and makeup like always. I am so proud of her, both as a phenomenal artist and as a responsible adult woman with integrity. Or something.

1009 days ago
57.

Christy    

The smell alone in the morgue sticks in your nose forever. But considering she puts so much powder up it, she may not notice!

1009 days ago
58.

FUROL    

"Sources close to Linds" claim that Linds is cowering on the floor of a bathroom, crying, freebasing, and regularly shoving hundred-dollar bills under the door. It seems that she found a sympathetic morgue worker who is willing to let her snivel alone in there all day - as long as the cash keeps hemorrhaging out the Ladies room. That might explain - for once - why Linds carries that massive Samsonite "purse".

1009 days ago
59.

Mike    

I'm sure Linds will be seeing PLENTY of "gnarly" and "grody to the max" things today at the morgue like in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and other "valley girl" type movies from the 80s. :)

1009 days ago
60.

jennj    

Nasty people u r!! And maling stories out of jslg truths is worse thrn lying!!!

1009 days ago
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