Chaz Bono & Richard Simmons -- Who'd You Rather?

Oh lord....just put a rifle in my mouth and pull the trigger for god sakes!!!!!!

"WHO'D YOU RATHER?!"

Steve Buscemi & John C. Reilly. Together. At least I could kill myself AFTER instead of before.

Where's the 'disgusting' choice?

They're both utterly gross and unattractive.

how does richard simmons have a "career"...recall the Deal A Meal infomercials. But I guess alot of pigs lost weight.....My eyes are burning...

Thats what masturbation is for :)

Gag me with a spoon. I vote for none of the above. But...while we are on the subject. Wouldn't it be funny if "Chaz" were to commit a crime, get sent to a men's prison and become some inmate's prison b*tch.

I'D RATHER EAT THE END OF A 45 CALIBER HANDGUN THEN ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

i am a str8 female, Richard would make me gay, so i pick Chaz

These perverts are sick and need some serious help. At least Simmons didn't cut of his genitals/turn them inside out, etc. However, he is still an extremely disturbed individual. Anyone that thinks homosexual behavior is somehow normal or OK, is insane. As far as Chastity, the way she mutilated her body speaks for itself. I hope they get the help they need.

richard need to quit spraying that crap on his head

TMZ. With this pairing, and others, could you please insert an option..."I would rather never have sex again"!!.

One who wants to be a man and one who wants to be a woman. I'd rather see these two hook up, personally. I could live without for a century or two before doing either.

Any chance that very old frat boy Harvey and any of his slackers will ever grow up?? This crap is too lame.

Is a bullet to the brain an option?