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Michael Lohan

Gets Off SUPER EASY

in Domestic Violence Case

11/16/2011 3:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan in jail
It seems like Lindsay Lohan was treated like a mass murderer compared to the sentence Michael Lohan got for allegedly beating his ex-girlfriend last month ... because unlike his daughter, MiLo was NOT sentenced to the slammer.

Lohan -- who was accused of beating the crap out of his ex-GF Kate Major back in October -- appeared in a Tampa courtroom today and pled no contest to 4 misdemeanors ... involving an incident at Kate's apartment last month, in which he allegedly got violent when she refused to perform oral sex on him.

In exchange for his no contest plea, Lohan was sentenced to 2 years probation and ordered to spend 4 months at a residential treatment center. Lohan was also ordered to complete a domestic violence batterer’s intervention program ... and he's been banned from having any contact with Kate.

Meanwhile, Lindsay was sentenced to spend 30 days in jail after she violated her probation in a case stemming from a non-violent crime.

Seem fair to you?

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391.

ilovegossip    

Agent Smith said someone tweeted that they saw her at CS today, yet Lindsay tweeted mid afternoon today. If she was at CS, then she's not heeding the judges stern warning. She may have been on break or lunch, but I don't think the judge would appreciate even that. She stated very sternly she should not be tweeting while doing CS!

1002 days ago
392.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

It's kind of pointless whether Linds staggered to CS today or not - or how many "days" she's eventually going to do. The plain fact is that she'll never be out of the Court system. Not as long as she continues to draw breath. It's just not in the cards.

Look at where she came from: Volcano Lohan Sr. and DUIna. There aren't two more toxic people in our solar system. Just look at what they produced -

A technofaeg.
A gray-faced stick-ghoul.
Another one with issues too disturbing to discuss.

And then there's Linds.

Strike four. Nope, Linds will keep doing this until her last days. AA Ali looks pretty much cursed (however willingly) to the same destiny. It can't go any other way. I bet you a ClamWow furniture duster that I'm right.

1002 days ago
393.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

The local crickets have begun to picket outside the Medical Examiner's Office. They claim that they're overworked in the last few weeks. The Grand Cricket claims they tried suing Linds to bring the paparazzi back, but quickly realized the comical futility, so they're just going to stand outside the entrance and starve themselves until Linds brings the circus around again. Probably a little cocaine wouldn't hurt.

1002 days ago
394.

Blood Red Witch    

For the boys,
_________
@blackatyou
Laura Black
Lindsay Lohan was really desperate last night. Ha! pic.twitter.com/R66ePZs5

1002 days ago
395.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

ILG
Not so much a correction but I recollect differently, thats all. (Although I'm sure, as I transcribed the hearing) As for asking permission to 'visit family', my transcription reads: "Your not to leave the country. Your not to leave the state without Ms Mansfield approval AND your only to leave the state for work, which you have to prove to her that you have work AND for holiday visits or visits to your family. If theres any violation, Ms. Mansfield is to notify me, she is not to wait until the next court appearance, she'll notify me. If she notifies me, I will revoke probation and put a warrant out for your arrest".
I think the judge was clear, she MUST get permission to leave the state under any circomstance. (typo, it stays)

1002 days ago
396.

Grandma Cracker    

Holy Cow, Occupy Bieber is not causing the social chaos that we expected.
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Kinda seems like everybody hates him and nobody gives a hoot if we occupy him or not. Good gosh, Biebs' people even respond to posts about what a skuz Lindsay is!
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Perhaps we should move our holiday occupy to Dr. Conrad Murrey?
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So, ok, maybe Murray murdered MJ, but let's stay focused on what's important here, like what Lindsay Lohan is wearing today......and what she had for dinner....

1002 days ago
397.

Grandma Cracker    

***moves to Murrey thread and awaiting reaction for uncaring remark left on thread****
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1002 days ago
398.

Blood Red Witch    

As everyone knows, the MJ threads freak me out. I only post and read comments on other random threads occationally, So my point, wonder what the rest of the tmz regular posters think of us? Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

1001 days ago
399.

Grandma Cracker    

wow, that one Nature guy over there is kinda scary. I think I need some pepper spray on that thread...

1001 days ago
400.

Blood Red Witch    

Ok my post on MJ was just so wrong in so many ways

1001 days ago
401.

help this young woman    

Don't tell Linds I told you, but Baldy McShiney‘s whole head is fake. C'mon... you saw her in Court the other day - did you ever see hair grow shorter? And then grow longer again the next day? It's a cheap piece of crap wig she buys by the case. They come already all tore up right out of the box. She has to, cuz after a day or two, they reek so bad of cigarettes and dead fi*****'s a nightmare. it's cool though - I get to go to Del Taco this Friday.

1001 days ago
402.

Grandma Cracker    

WTF is wrong with these people? Don't they knkow an OCCUPY when they see one? God, they have NO respect for social anarchy.....

1001 days ago
403.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

ILG
I transcribed it for two reasons. One, as an HR Clerk, it was simple. When things come over the phone and left on the voice mail, if they pertain to anything legal, they're transcribed. Two and more importanly, after these hearings, there's always discussion, discention, and disagreement on EXACTLY WHAT THE JUDGE SAID. This way, when people start disagreeing or whatnot, I just refer back to my trustie notes. Problem solved, answers clarified.

1001 days ago
404.

Grandma Cracker    

Andy, I am starting to be concerned that the establishment on the Murrey thread might not be to respectful of social scofflaws named Grandma Cracker and Andyscandy. We may have to make BRW our frontline social outcast.

1001 days ago
405.

Blood Red Witch    

They say the same weird stuff over and over. NO imagination at all!

1001 days ago
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