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Mel Gibson

Judge Gives Glowing Review

In Battery Case

12/1/2011 3:33 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1201_mel_g_exIf Mel Gibson got a grade for his probation, he'd score an A+.

Mel was in Judge Stephanie Sautner's court today for a progress report in his battery case -- remember Oksana Grigorieva?

Judge Sautner said she was more than impressed that Mel has completed twice the counseling requiring of him, and he was right on track on his 12-step program.

Mel pled no contest in March to misdemeanor battery.  He's currently on informal probation.

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436.

THE BEAVER    

I can't wait until there is another new thread about Mel Gibson.

You most likely won't hear anything about Oksana again until she is done with her new cd, and trying to sell it.

851 days ago
437.

Belinda    

Hi folks,


In regards to the thought of another Oksana cd coming out ….
Gee I hope they put the appropriate warning label on it.

You know … something like this:

Warning:

Listen at your own risk. Miss Grigorieva does not accept responsibility for any damage that might happen during the use of this product, such as brain damage, hearing loss or any damage done to electronic equipment that was smashed in the attempt to stop the music.

Do not attempt to listen to this product of you are any anti-depression medication, this product may interact negatively with your medication and could cause an attack of depression.

If this product causes any sort of psychological episode, please discontinue use of this product and contact your shrink immediately. You will be examined to see why you would even do this to yourself and may need long term psychiatric treatment.

To avoid any minor or major accidents, please do not use this product while driving or operating heavy equipment. Also, most major insurance companies will not cover this sort of reckless endangerment.

This product may cause a person to want to stick a pencil their ear to make it stop, if any thoughts like this overcome you, please discontinue use of this product. Take the product immediately and dispose of it in a safe location so that any other person or small child cannot get their hands on it by mistake.

This product may cause nausea, diarrhea, spasms, headaches and sometimes seizures and convulsions. These symptoms should stop immediately if you simply turn this product off and dispose of this product in a safe location. We recommend a hazmat facility to ensure the safety of the planet.

851 days ago
438.

Belinda    

Kidding aside ... I hope you are all enjoying this festive season.


Up here, I am afraid that we will not have a white christmas this year. There is no snow. This is rare for up here.

851 days ago
439.

observer77    

LAR: just got home and heard there's a cyclone coming in on christmas morning somewhere up north. i hope you're not going to go through that again.

EVERYONE: one hour 15 minutes until christmas eve here in the land of oz. wishing everyone a peaceful and relaxed holiday.

850 days ago
440.

THE BEAVER    

Too funny, Belinda!!

I rather waste my money on playing the lotto, than to buy that no talent witch's cd.

I may not win the lotto, but it will still be money well spent.

850 days ago
441.

Belinda    

Good morning folks.

Yay!!! It's snowing! It's all white outside! Finally.

It's been so dull and gray lately. We would get some flakes but then it would rain and it would all wash away or turn to ice. But there is no rain in the forecast.

So ... let it snow ... let it snow ... let it snow.

850 days ago
442.

Swede    

Merry Christmas!
Its 4 hours to Christmas Eve here. In the afternoon we are watching Walt Disney cartoon for an hour, like Donald Duck, Chip and Dale, Goofy, Lady and The tramp etc.
Then we are having dinner, Christmas ham, meatballs, salmon and herrings in different versions, crispbread and a lot of other things. Then we are waiting for Santa who is coming on foot from far away, knocking on the door and giving the christmas gifts. Then we are open gifts and eating chocolate,nuts and other candy.
Here Carola is singing a Christmas song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfT06kHnHQM

850 days ago
443.

princess leia    

Testing 1, 2, 3. What in the world happened here??

812 days ago
444.

princess leia    

The sabers are rattling louder every day.

810 days ago
445.

princess leia    

Sabre, Saber
Sepulchre, Sepulcher
Titre, Titer

For some reason the word sepulcher reminds me of the word scapular which in turn reminds me of Our Lady of Mount Carmel. Those who die wearing the scapular shall not suffer eternal fire...

On the other hand, Titre/Titer puts me in the mind of Titor, John Titor (vs. Bond, James Bond); Titor being the mythical time traveler of internet conspiracy (theory) message board fame.

Sorry to drift the comment thread but from what I can tell, it's been drifted pretty heavily the last 15-20 pages. :-)

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