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Charlie Sheen

NO WAY Brooke Deals Drugs --

'Cause I Pay Her a Fortune!!!

12/8/2011 7:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF


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Charlie Sheen says there's no way Brooke Mueller could have been trying to sell coke in Aspen this weekend ... because he gives her all the cash she needs in child support!!!

Sheen says he spoke with Brooke Tuesday night ... and says she's doing great -- just days after she was arrested in Colorado for possession of cocaine with intent to distribute.

When asked about the charge ... Sheen said, "With the child support I give her ... she's gonna deal drugs? Never gonna happen."

TMZ broke the story ... Sheen forks over $55,000 per month in support.

As for the kids, Sheen says he and Brooke have worked out a plan to share the work load -- saying, "We're interested in co-parenting ... the kids need two parents."

Sheen also took a shot at Aspen cops -- saying, "The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day ... these are the clowns that let [Ted] Bundy go."

Shocking statement ... considering law enforcement officials in Aspen cut Charlie a huge break by not throwing the book at him when he was arrested for allegedly holding a knife to Brooke's throat back in 2009.

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76.

jacksonfive210    

josh
This chick needs help for sure, but highly doubtful that she was trying to sell the coke. She bought a quarter oz. (4 g's) and was carrying around her entire stash.
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Josh a quarter oz is 7g's not 4

948 days ago
77.

jacksonfive210    

People get mad when charlie bashes brooke and now get mad when he sticks up for her he cant catch a break. Charlie has to give her 55k a month or he goes to jail for not paying child support and gets called a dead beat dad. The man has asked for sole custody from the courts but they wont give it him im sure he has tryed to reduce the payments on grounds she is a drug addict but if the courts wont grant that to him he doesnt have much of a choice.

948 days ago
78.

Luzbella    

They are both drug addicts and they need to give their kids a better life "SHAME ON YOU BOTH" poor kids did not asked to come to this world!! you both piece of crab....

948 days ago
79.

nancy williams    

The fact that they went light on Sheen proves he's right.They are incompetent.Where are the stories about how 21/2 men has tripled it's ratings. If they were bombing you'ld be all over it.

948 days ago
80.

craig     

ASPEN. WOW I LOVE CALIFORNIA THIS TIME OF YEAR

948 days ago
81.

KenzieQ    

Because he knows the four grams was for herself! Four grams for an addict is not a big deal, it's just a way for the cops to charge her more seriously. I wonder why Charlie is being soo nice, probably using himsel****ain..

948 days ago
82.

KenzieQ    

lol TMZ won't let me say the word -- a g a i n

948 days ago
83.

Areader    

When Charlie has his head on straight he gives the best sound bites!

948 days ago
84.

tellmeaboutit     

Good job, Charlie. Always blame someone else. If I put on a bat-sh*t crazy, crap rant series like he did, I sure wouldn't be calling anyone else "Keystone clowns."

Co-parenting...omg, those kids haven't got a chance. And by the way, Chuckles, we LOVE the new Two and 1/2 Men!!

948 days ago
85.

ZMT    

Not a shocking statement, TMZ.
The facts that the cops let Charile go support Charlie's own point of them letting criminals go. LOOL

He's a head of you all. The guy is a thinker. Lol

948 days ago
86.

steven katona    

QUIT SMOKING CHARLIE! USE THE PATCH LIMPY!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHARLIE! QUIT SMOKING! DO IT FOR YOU KIDS! I LOVE YOU DENISE!!!!

947 days ago
87.

egram    

lets hope not because she'll be considered more pathetic then she is now...

947 days ago
88.

kim    

OMG LOL YOU GO CHARLIE... But then again drugs can be EXPENSIVE maybe she's selling so no so she didnt have to dig into the cash... thus charlie wouldn't woder where ALL the cash was going...

946 days ago
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