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Lindsay Lohan

Freaks Over Stolen Purse --

I Better Not Go to Jail Over This!

12/12/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend -- telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail ... and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.

Take a listen ... moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing ... she says, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."

Lindsay was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID -- forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning ... a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.

Lindsay can relax -- TMZ broke the story -- her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash.

On tape Lindsay adds, "My dad will kill me" -- interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan ... and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.


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Lindsay sounds calm. Sounds like she and her friends are reading from a script.

1024 days ago


Something I would love to know,WHY,WAS THAT UPSET RECORDED?Did Lindsay ever pay a visit to the hospital,to be with dad when he had his heart operation.and what she said does not make any sense,When you buy a plane ticket,you buy round trip,been to Hawaii three times,did not need a passport,she could give all facts to the police and if need be return at a later date,To me it is all PR,and the other answer,she is still on the drug trail,with the help of the PROBATION DEPT,ROQUE WARRIOR,you sure do HATE OLDER PEOPLE,MY GUESS WOULD BE,YOU would make BUM of the year,NO JOB,LITTLE COMMON SENSE,AND ALL MOUTH,YOU ARE A SMART MOUTH BRAT HIDDING BEHING A COMPUTER.

1024 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

This is a direct quote from the NY Post;

Life under a microscope comes with the territory when your big sis is Lindsay Lohan. Now arguably one of the most famous celebrities in the world

Red Cloud is a wise man!!!!!! going going going GONE

1024 days ago


I stopped listening at " in the jeep""....

I drive a Jeep Wrangler: with the soft top on, you NEVER NEVER NEVER leave anything inside, even a CD. Let alone a purse with $10,000

There windows just zipper on.... anyone can unzip. She may as well have left her purse on the seat with the soft-top peeled back. It's a no-brainer, that nothing can be left in a jeep.

She is an actress.... this is bad acting

1024 days ago

Blue Dot News    

This story is not just about Lindsay Lohan, it is also about life in Hawaii. As a long-time resident who returned to the mainland, Hawaii is no paradise. Theft (especially of tourists leaving items in cars) is part of their culture and the sum of their work ethic. Schools? Among worst in the nation. Lindsay is just another tourist sucker who got ripped off by locals who do so for a living. Corruption and racism rules Hawaii, tourists never see anything they don't want you to see and that's just to get your money. It's all an act. Why do you think some still speak of "Kill A Haole Day" as a holiday??

1024 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Even the NY Post has the Haters pegged!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

But home-schooling hasn't spared Aliana from the real world's mean girls (and guys), the ones who sit behind their computers and talk trash about celebrities.

Read more:

1024 days ago


BY THE WAY,the police could help get her on the plane for a return trip,so Lindsay was either drunk,drugged,or just plain acting,She is 25 years old NOT 5.ALL her actions are of a immature,spoiled brat,that needs to GROW UP,

1024 days ago

Fred Farkel    

OK peoples:

If you don't have a driver license - some folks use a passport for ID.

ID, for example, that is needed to get on a flight from Hawaii to California.


1024 days ago


"I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."

Based on Lindsay's prior criminal history, one can't be sure, but usually murder is a worse offense than being late to a court appointment.

1024 days ago

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

She should have just taken the jail time in the first place. What would she have served a week or two? Then she would be free. But who knows, maybe she likes being under the probation dept's thumb, maybe they're like the parents she never had...

1024 days ago


What an idiot.

1024 days ago


I was very encouraged to find this site. I wanted to thank you for this special read. I definitely savored every little bit of it.

Ealing Taxi

1024 days ago


Yep, she sure is learning to be responsible. Leaves her purse in a car & would have blamed anybody within 100 miles if she ended up in jail b/c of her mistake..again.

1024 days ago


Look at those filthy morgue finger nails will you!
This one so dirty, diseased + disgusting in personal hygiene even on a luxury vacation!

1024 days ago


She doesn't trust the locals? Are you kidding me? You are a drug addict and a their who has to get permission from the court to go on vacation. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

1024 days ago
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