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R. Kelly

I've Written 32 NEW Chapters

of 'Trapped In the Closet'

12/21/2011 9:55 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

R Kelly says he has written 32 new chapters

R. Kelly needs funding -- AND QUICK -- because the singer tells TMZ he's ready to film THIRTY TWO new chapters of his legendary hip-hopera "Trapped in the Closet" ... but he needs financial backing first.

When we last saw "Trapped" ... the year was 2007 and Kelly had released 22 chapters, involving a little person who crapped his pants ... a neighbor with the spatula ... and a pimp with the stuttering problem.

Now, Kelly -- who was leaving an L.A. gym yesterday -- tells us he wants to continue the saga -- "but it costs a lot of money to do ... so we're actually looking for investors."

In the meantime, check out the end of Chapter 7 -- it's the only time we've ever heard anyone sing the word "spatula" ... and it's beautiful.

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TiffKaye    

Honestly, this is going to be an Epic Fail. They weren't even good. And that continuous phrase "trapped in a closet"

1015 days ago
32.

thejaysus    

this thing is just one big run on sentence. go ahead and count how many times he says "and then" or a variation thereof. i like alot of your music R but this is total garbage. at the same time "trapped in the closet" will probably end up with cult following just because of how tremendously absurd it all is.

1015 days ago
33.

tammy capo    

Your kidding right?

1015 days ago
34.

Joe    

For all you people saying how long can he be in the closet you must not have watched the videos. Nobody is int the closet right now Sylvester leaves the closet after chapter 1. Now everyone has the "package".

1015 days ago
35.

jay    

Is that why the "B" no showed fort he concert in Savanna, GA. He cost a lot of folks a lot of money. I won't be buying anything else of his so he can write 50 books maybe he needs to get out of the closet and keep his concernt schedule.

1015 days ago
36.

tre    

32 chapters? somebody got wayyyy too much time on his hands

1015 days ago
37.

JLB    

I think his glory days are over which is probably why he has not found an investor yet.

1015 days ago
38.

burn    

cant wait ,u know its gonna b tight !!!!

1015 days ago
39.

TheUltraworld    

That is the most monotonous babble I have ever heard. It was tough listening to 3 minutes of this **** & he has 32 more chapters? This is nuts.
I have some advise, go get Led Zeppelin I, The White Album and Dark Side of the Moon. This **** is poison.

1015 days ago
40.

:)    

Really?! i thought he was done with the whole "Trapped in the Closet" story i dont think people care about that anymore it's soo old

1015 days ago
41.

grumpiestoldman    

Is Tom Cruise still trapped in that closet with R.?

1015 days ago
42.

Fidel Sarcastro    

Now all they need to do is re-introduce Ron "Mr Big" Isley.

1015 days ago
43.

Joy    

WTF ---- so cheesy!

Perhaps he should ask Pete Townsend for help writing an alternative to opera! Anyone who give up cash to back this crap is crazy!

1015 days ago
44.

john johnson    

why not call your best friend,jerry sandusky. you bltch ass bastard. you should be trapped in the closet...with a jailhouse immate!

1015 days ago
45.

Michelle    

I can't wait until this is released!!

1015 days ago
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