Beyonce's Birthing Mystery ...
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Beyonce says she gave birth to Blue Ivy "naturally" -- which means the baby came out of her you-know-what -- but something doesn't add up ... and conspiracy theories about baby Blue's entry are erupting in the newsroom.
Plus, Chaz Bono's penis shopping ... you're gonna be shocked how long $45,000 goes! Also ... Harvey was 100% convinced he had only six months to live. Thankfully, he's fine -- but you gotta hear why he spiraled down this rabbit hole.
(1:45) The Beyonce c-section mystery -- how did Blue Ivy REALLY exit her body?
(2:30) How Harvey found out about Beyonce's birth ... and what we didn't publish.
(9:30) Real quote: "I'm still stuck on the vagina here."
(15:10) Blue Ivy ... another celeb baby name to poke fun at.
(22:20) Tim Tebow's heavenly performance -- NOW do you believe?
(25:00) Ryan R. thinks Tebow has the Steelers' injured defenders to thank ... not the man upstairs.
(27:00) Joseph Coppola -- a pastor in New England -- is on the phone ... he says Tebow has christian Patriots fans torn on who to root for!
(35:00) Chaz Bono goes penis shopping -- time for Ryan S. to start using some big boy words. He fails.
(45:30) A doctor accidentally makes Harvey think he's gonna die in six months -- you HAVE to hear Harvey's reaction.
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Not right AT ALL. Frick i would be some kind of insane pissed if i couldn't see my newborn because these fricken aholes blocked out the entire wing. I don't give a flying F who you are, money doesn't make you more important.
Beyonce
The most overrated person in the history of music!
Her music and videos are horrible and painfull to ones senses!!!
Some people are just soo shallow and easily amused
If Bey & J wanted that much privacy & security, they should not have had the baby at a PUBLIC HOSPITAL. They should have hired the necessary private staff & had the birth in a private facility.
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They AND the hospital are so in the WRONG for allowing others having kids there to be teated poorly/kept from their own children by Bey & J. rabid security.
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If I were having a baby in that hospital right now & was denied the ability to see my own newborn child due to this, I would SUE Bey, J & the hospital for all I could get! F**K them!
Threat to national security? No!
Renting the whole 4th floor? Completely unnecessary.
The hospital was clearly in the wrong for entertaining Beyonce and Jay-Z's request.
Chastity is NOT a man and NOT a woman. It is an IT. It can buy all the male features IT wants to and IT is still an IT. By the way, Is IT straight or gay now?
NICU stands for Neonatal Intensive Care Unit. Babies in that ward are very, very sick. It is cruel and selfish to deny a parent access to their very sick child because of some celebrity's overblown sense of entitlement.
IT'S PRETTY SELFISH TO SHOVE OTHER NEW PARENTS ASIDE FOR ONE CELEBRITY. BEY AND JAY SHOULD HAVE DONE BETTER PLANNING SO THAT OTHER JOYOUS NEW PARENTS CAN ENJOY THEIR CHILD'S FIRST DAY OF LIFE.
The misscarage story is bogous.Just cover for kicking people out of hospital ,SO VAIN.
You people are overreacting!! She paid for the entire floor, she gets the entire floor!! If she did not do that, the paparazi would have shoved a camera in her ****, just to get the first shot of the baby!!!
Harvey, I refer you to my post about using the word "amazing." http://barryb911.blogspot.com/2011/12/literally-awesome-and-amazing.html
Who is she, The Shah Of Iran for that kind of security?
The kid will be a freak with that name Blue Ivy!
These celebs need to get over themselves.
Installed bullet proof glass?
To bad she didn't just have childbirth like women have been doing since the dawn of civilization.
They now both are freaks too!
What was it they named the kids, Blue Note? Blue Moon? Blue Cheese? Oh well can't remember.
