UFC hottie Arianny Celeste's bikini executed a breathtaking submission hold earlier today at a pool in Miami -- squeezing her boobs so tight ... the lovely ladies nearly came loose.She's got all the right moves.
So why do we care? Unless she takes her clothes completely off we don't need to see this non-celebrity. She is nobody and carries a sign from 1 to 3 to indicate what round that is being fought. Thank goodness she can count to 3.
Let me guess, all the phatt a*s housewives are critiquing her like they're gods gift to mankind when they really look like skid streaks on a pair of Hanes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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