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Lindsay Lohan

I'll Joke About ANYTHING

on 'Saturday Night Live'

2/27/2012 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan has been the butt of jokes on "Saturday Night Live" for years, but TMZ has learned that this coming Saturday ... the LiLo jokes will be made by Lindsay herself. 

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has been dying to do "SNL" as a way to re-establish her career and reached out to Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen.

According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We're told Lindsay has already told "SNL" that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.

Our sources say Lindsay wants to show that she is "in on the joke" -- so expect to see references to any number of DUIs, alleged necklace thievery, jail stints, mug shots ... and on and on. 



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Ghost Rider    

Joke about anything? There are to many jokes, and none of them have to do with a rising funny actress.

968 days ago


I wouldn't be at all surprised to discover TMZ is reporting what Lindsay's bowel movements look like, what her farts smell like, how big her boogers are that day, etc....

968 days ago

Michael Jackson Was A Pedo    

How old is that pic of Lindsay you're using there, TMZ?
All the booze, drugs and smoking have taken a HUGE toll on her face. She looks nothing like that anymore. Every single close up picture of her face that I've seen over the past few months have her looking like she's closing in on 50 years old. There's not going to be a comeback. Her looks have been flushed down the toilet.

968 days ago


Lindsay we are not laughing with you but at you.

968 days ago

Oh well    

she is "in on the joke"

Lindsay you still don't get it.... YOU are the joke!!!

968 days ago

Good riddance!    

Well, since she and Dinasaur chopped up and snorted the last remaining bit of her dignity long ago, of course anything is on the table for her. I'm sure similar things are said when she is on a casting couch.

968 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

You roll on up to SNL Saturday night and host it like you own it you hotti you!!!!!! The quickest way to bury the H8rs is to acknowledge your mistakes and learn to laugh at them. For all we know, the "H8rs" are one or two people using different handles in order to make everyone think there are more of them than there really are. Plus if you say their paychecks, you'd be laughing at them too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just look at all the grandmas that try to bully you around here and they wonder why their troll kids get bullied at school......

Keep up the GR8 work Lilo!!!!!

968 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

H8rs gotti H8 cause last time I checked, Lilo is a hotti with a GR8 botti who refused to sign on the dotti for gotti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just keeping it realio one Pulitzer prize winning post at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

968 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Three's a charm bich's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


968 days ago


I hope they make a joke about her changing looks...

968 days ago


It will be interesting to see the difference between Emma Stone's adorable banter last night on the Academy Awards, and Lindsay's banter on SNL. Let's see who the real actress is...

968 days ago


She will joke about herself, there isn't enough time to joke about herself. If she is offended, she can sue herself.

968 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

H8rs, Do not to compare yourself with others, especially the gorgeous Lindsay Lohan!!!! To do so causes fear, anger, and resentment which you proudly display with each of your posts! The world never seems fair from your limited perspectives and there is much that is hidden. If you knew less about others’ lives, you would be mores anxious to work on yourselves, WHERE THE REAL PROBLEM LIES......

All as Linds keeps on cashing those checks...........

968 days ago


TMZ has an application they use called "Lip Be Gone". One moment you have huge duck lips and the next they are gone. Walla no more lips. LOL

968 days ago


Hey SNL writers:

Since she is "up for anything" (big shock there), here's a brief list of topics you might want to explore as fodder for your jokes:

rotting meth teeth/new dentures

ridiculous duck lips that seem beyond her own control


sponging off men for rent

delusions of grandeur

party crashing

throwing glasses/hitting people

paranoia/stealing people's cameras who have no idea who you are and want nothing to do with you

sea jasper


Hell, there's enough here to fuel a 6 hour show--why not have her host a few weeks in a row? Oh wait, because this little criminal has to be back in LA to finish up her court ordered community service at the morgue or she goes to prison.

968 days ago
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