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Lindsay Lohan

I'm Gonna SING

My Opening Monologue on SNL

3/3/2012 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan
's taking her music career to the next level on SNL tonight -- TMZ has learned, the actress plans to SING the majority of her opening monologue on the sketch show.

Sources tell TMZ, nothing's off the table either -- Lindsay will poke fun at all the recent mishaps in her life ... arrests, endless court dates, necklace-stealing sagas, jail, morgue duty ... the list goes on.

But Lindsay won't be alone on stage -- we're told several cast members will join her in chorus.

Sources tell us, Lindsay wants to show the world she doesn't take herself as seriously as people think -- and actually has a sense of humor about the legal troubles that have plagued her the last few years.

We're told Lindsay has also extended several personal invites to famous friends to join her on the show -- and they unanimously accepted. No word yet on who the surprise guests might be.

Bottom line ... Lindsay knows there's a lot riding on tonight's performance -- so she's determined to make it one for the ages, practicing non-stop all week long.

Speaking of singing -- let's all take a moment to remember Lindsay's foray into pop music ...

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136.

DeeWA2010    

I gotta say (and I am the LAST PERSON you'd call a Lindsay supporter anymore) I am pleasantly SURPRISED at that video. She was actually pretty good. I am FLOORED. I may have to watch tonight after all (HAD planned to boycot) I JUST REALLY DON'T THINK SHE, in recent yrs, has EARNED the right to get that GIG. Lorne is a pushover for ? Don't know what! I'd of told her, "You do a good job on this new movie, (Marilyn/Liz/whatever role she's "eating drinking, living" for) stay clean-&-sober and then WE'LL SEE" I just PRAY she stays on track this time. She COULD end up being an Aniston, Diaz, etc., IF SHE STOPS BREAKING THE LAW.

961 days ago
137.

Grandma Cracker    

Does Lindsay get a smoke break during her monologue?

961 days ago
138.

delusional much LL?    

i cosign with ketjo that lowhan and her so-called parents are con-artists.the "parents" individually are horrible enough,
it is well do***ented that lowhan has the bad traits of both.
the lying,stealing,not taking responsibility,throwing people under the bus,addicted to attention, chaos and drama,trouble making,violent,entitled and arrogant.and on and on.
yeah that's who i want to see succeed.

like most con-artists lowhan knows how to pour on the charm when needed,man did she ever over do it on jimmy fallon's show.that 'nice girl' act with the fake over laughing was nauseating.
she has no shame so she doesn't embarrass,i was embarrassed for her.

961 days ago
139.

melody    

Isnt that nice, she thinks her crimes are funny.
Nothing has changed.

961 days ago
140.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

HA! I'll bet when she practiced her monologue, it was so horrific they had to come up with 'plan B'. She's not singer solo, she's singing with the cast. Can you imagine how bad a performer you'd have to be to not be able to 'rasp' out a few jokes at your own expense and be decent at it? SLAG!

961 days ago
141.

Grandma Cracker    

Lindsay's opening monologue will include the entire cast and now it is the end of her COMEBACK EXTRAVAGANZA WEEK, it is sort of like the end of a Debbie Downer skit.....wah wah wah........

961 days ago
142.

Grandma Cracker    

Nothing to see here folks, go on home now....wah wah wah...

961 days ago
143.

ernie    

luvlindsay: you said: "Concerning Ernie's saying that compassion without wisdom is pity. I don't feel that way. I believe compassion is part of love and is a virtue. There is nothing wrong with loving Lindsay and having empathy and sympathy for her at the same time.

I'll always pick kindness."

YES... and that is called PITY.

You can love someone so much that without using the correct wisdom to actually help the person than all you are doing is acting out of PITY.... "oh poor lindsay... I love you so much.... keep on doing what you're doing.. cause I love you so much. Here is a Playboy spread... cause I love you... oh.. here is SNL.... cause I love you...." All the while the woman is on strict probation for CRIMES ...
YOU DO NOT REWARD that type of behavior... that is not LOVE ... that is PITY... feeling sorry ... and buying into the b/s "comeback" right out of Lohan's mouth. Begging and crying for parts is not honest recovery.
These industry folks should use some WISDOM when dealing with troubled celebrities. HELLO CLIVE DAVIS...

961 days ago
144.

John T.    

Can see it now...her makeup is nasty, her filthy fingers are in and out of her mouth, her boobs are hanging out and showing and about to touch her belly button...but she thinks she looks sexy. Wonder if she washes those fingers? She sure likes to suck on um. .The wig has to go , it's so phoney. SHe will flop no two ways about it. Think she'll make fun of all the guys she met and 15 minutes later had them in the sack, or tips on how to be a great carpet muncher...lol what a slut.

961 days ago
145.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

I'll bet the 'treehouse' this SLAG, with her MOMMY in tow, of course, will be at the famous after party that the SLN cast always go to after the show. You know the one, the one that is a 'homebody' and is 'bored' going out now. Yea, that one!

961 days ago
146.

ernie    

Here is the proper wisdom when dealing with Lohan. Not PITY...

"Mr. Michaels? Lindsay Lohan is on the phone and wants to talk with you."

CLICK

961 days ago
147.

Nikki    

She's out right now telling every designer that she will be on SNL and can she get some free clothes.

961 days ago
148.

Grandma Cracker    

Will Lindsay get a "mens room" break after her monologue?

961 days ago
149.

ernie    

Here's another way Lorne Michaels could have handled Lindsay Lohan's desperate telephone call. This time using some compassion along with WISDOM... not pity.

"Mr. Michaels? Lindsay Lohan is on the phone."
"Hello Lindsay? Michaels here. Listen. Finish your probation. Stay clean and sober for a year. Call me after that and I will see what I can do."
CLICK

961 days ago
150.

Red Cloud    

Amazing that Lindsay does not need photoshopping to look great. Just look at that smooth, soft, pretty, young, sober face.
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BTW, how are so many of you here absolutely certain that Lindsay is drinking heavily and breathing blow? Upon what foundation of real evidence is your certainty based? And don't tell me it's because she looks bad in some DISTORTED photos.

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http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/lindsay-lohan-parties-after-her-probation-hearing/lindsay-lohan-0223-06

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absolutely gone................

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