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Lindsay Lohan

Marilyn Monroe Sketch Axed

by 'Saturday Night Live'

3/10/2012 5:12 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan was all set to continue her obsession with Marilyn Monroe during last week's "Saturday Night Live" -- but a sketch featuring her and Jon Hamm was scrapped at the last minute ... TMZ has learned. 

According to our sources, the sketch was to feature Lindsay as Marilyn and Hamm as JFK appearing to Rick Santorum (played by Andy Samberg) while he is at a conservative event (see photo above).

During the sketch, Marilyn and JFK explain Marilyn was on birth control provided to her by Medicare, which causes Santorum to vomit uncontrollably. Santorum (the real one) recently said that JFK's speech from 1960 about keeping religion out of politics "makes [him] want to throw up."

In the end, we're told the sketch made it all the way to rehearsals, and was even performed in front of a live audience, but was ultimately cut because of time constraints.

Lindsay has channeled Marilyn several times over the years, including her most recent Playboy cover.


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She might have gone back to red hair but

it's the whole lipstick on a pig thing.

You can remove the lipstick


what do you get

Just a pig

965 days ago

Craig Wilkins    

TIME CONSTRAINTS? They re-ran two faux-commercials. My BS detector is tingling.

965 days ago


According to IMDb: (Jean Harlow) Was the idol of Marilyn Monroe, who backed out of a biographical picture on her life. After reading the script, Monroe reportedly told her agent, "I hope they don't do that to me after I'm gone." Both Harlow and Monroe co-starred in their last films with Clark Gable, Harlow in Saratoga (1937) and Monroe in The Misfits (1961).

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965 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

The H8erologists have finely prevailed, putting the Trailer Court Jury on an indefinite break......... Now while you H8turds have the time, fix that concrete slab, replace the 1975 lazy boy and black and white tv, and bring your sinks and washers and dryers back in your prefabricated homes with a hitch!!!!!!

965 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Let's get something straight, MMonroe was a fat a*s.... She's what's known today as "a few extra pounds"!!!!!!!!!!!

965 days ago


Well lets try an liven this puppy up then, shall we? The links ILG sent on the first page of Blohan doing 'retail therapy' depict photos of Blohan inside Mui Mui. A couple of pics down, theres a guy behind Blohan, can't help but think he was following 'sticky fingers Lohan' around the store, just in case. Then we Ali carrying a bag bigger than she is. Any bets the staff took a peek inside before letting them depart the store? You know the saying, 'the family that steals together . . .' Lastly, Blohan is wearing a bloody trench coat. Yesterday, it was warm in LA. In the pic of her outside, I count 4 people wearing sandles or flip-flops, it couldn't have been cold enough to wear a trench coat. I wonder if maybe ole 'sticky fingers' has learned a new trade, the art of the pick-pocket? LOL

965 days ago


my mistake, The Darkroom bar date was on Thursday night #lindsaylohan @courtenaysemel♥

& they were together again last night:

Fun dinner with my friends last night @lindsaylohan @aliana @CourtenaySemel @jorgeperezjr ♥"

such a homebody

965 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Wow, who killed the Lindsay threads?

965 days ago


NOT THE RAIN COAT! ' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ She is stealing the Kim Kardashian Golden Shower in public routine, eh? Stealing watches, necklaces, drugs, booze is one thing; but stealing intellectual property? That is a whole new low. Major co occurring relapse tonight! Count on

965 days ago


Interesting. Lindsay did her best with the writing.

18 days

965 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

I gotti roll again, but when I get back this story had better be 250 posts deep or I'm proclaiming victory and a party will ensue. Life's falling apart for those who dislike Lilolicious, Snookies pregnant and they're jealous!!!!!!!!!

965 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Something nice. The red extensions are very pretty and seem to be real hair instead of barbie hair,

965 days ago


REALLY tired of lindsay and her obsession over one of the most over-rated actresses of all time.
i would love it if all future actresses just left that one in the past where it belongs.

965 days ago


The Trolls don't get it do they ....LOL....they think that this they have won something and helped their clay idol...but the joke is on them....they kill off this board and she will have nothing ......TMZ is the only site left that is not attacking her and only runs these stories because of US the "h8ters who keep the monster alive by gossiping and talking about her but we stop talking and this board dies...he will drop her ass like a hot rock because she will no longer be a income maker...5 fans working night and day can not keep it you better hope like hell we the haters as you call us and their is hundreds and hundreds of us decide not to boycott this board and kill Lindsay Lohan on TMZ.......Then what would you do...were would you go , who would you have to sling your nastiness at and quote your numbers to..the other sites put limits on you and will kick you ass off in a NY minute for some of the stuff you do....
So keep on cutting your own dam thats and the haters will sit right her and watch Lindsay Lohans ride on TMZ bleed to dead.

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