(1:45) We got video of Charlie Sheen hammered again ... should the people behind his new show be alarmed?
(5:51) Oprah fails to challenge Whitney's sister over her tub comments ... some think she's lost her mojo.
(10:10) Marie Osmond pees herself while on stage ... yes, there's video ... and yes, it's awesome.
(11:40) Rihanna shows off the girls ... again.
(18:20) Kim and Kris' $7 mil war.
(22:01) Shahs of Sunset star Reza joins us live -- he doesn't care that the show highlights Persian stereotypes.
(25:31) Brad Pitt ... proud driver of a minivan.
(27:31) Aubrey O'Day's dogs rub their buttholes on a restaurant table ... igniting a health dept. investigation.
(31:51) Debate of the day -- would you let Joe Jackson knock you up ... with hopes you make another MJ?
(35:10) How many licks does it take to contract a virus at Knott's Berry Farm?