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Lindsay Lohan

I Finally Realized My Life

Was Falling Apart

3/29/2012 3:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Lindsay Lohan
called in to "TMZ Live" today to talk about her victory in court this morning.

During the call, Lohan praised her lawyer Shawn Holley and Judge Stephanie Sautner ... and slammed critics who claim she's still a serial party-girl.

But most of all ... Lindsay wanted to talk about how and why her life has so dramatically changed in the past year.

As we previously reported, Lohan completed all of her court-ordered therapy sessions and community service and is now officially off formal probation.

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61.

Grandma Cracker    

TMZ is manipulating this story. The photo at the top of this story is VERY photo shopped. This is not how she looked today, at least from what I saw and that was the very end of her court appearance. I wonder who advised her to do this self righteous interview rather than NO interview or at least one that showed some humility and gratitude for all of the help she has received?

852 days ago
62.

LohanInc    

Hello. I am here right now to inform most of you commenters that you have been watched for some time now. I am not speaking of the once in a while commenters, but the regular posters, the ones that seem to be most vocal against Lindsay Lohan and the Lohan brand in general.
We have been around for quite some time, both in your old chatroom (remember Chatzy?) to the current one you all have now. We do understand that the previous chatroom on hezzer19.org had been disbanned, but that has not stopped us from finding the new chat room.
We have monitered your chats, your emails, and your comments here on TMZ as well as other sites. One said commenter, Agent/John Smith was correct. He was in fact being targeted for trying to release information about Lindsay. Fortunately for him, none of you all seem bright enough to grasp that.
As for the commenter Nikki, Your moniker has not hidden you from us. We know exactly who you are, where you are living, and why you are so bitter against the Lohans and Merricks. We hate to lay out someone else's dirty laundry, but we did imagine you would be bitter after losing so much money to Michael. Now you are forced to sit on gossip site comment boards speaking as ugly as you possibly can about Dina, after she rebuffed your amorous advances. What would your wife think if she knew the truth?

We have looked into the background of most of you commenters, and other than the fact that you all seem to have an extreme amount of time on your hands (due to lost jobs, DV convictions among other things) you also seem to be overweight women in desperate need of a diet program, and are so old that its laughable to think you care so much about a young woman, and her family.
Ketjo for example, an elderly disable woman with little education despite her claims of being a teacher, an author and who knows what else. Her posts are often so confusing from her bad grammar, sentence structure, and just overall lack of grasp of the english language, that we have found her to be unimportant. She is nothing more than a woman who has a lot of time on her hands, and seems to think that everyone cares about what goes on in her personal life. Would you believe it if we told you that the very people on this board that you value as "friends" continually talk about you behind your back for how "stupid" you are?
Madisyn and Grandma Cracker are the worst offenders. They are also the most hypocritical in their judgement against Lindsay. Just look at their crime records if you do not believe me. I will gladly post links of both for you. It's a shame that neither are bright enough to understand that these infractions are public records.
Oh and as for the two who had temporarily disbanned the chat room? You are completely harmless as well. The young breeder from Texas? Pregnant AGAIN. Last time, bedridden at that. She poses absolutely no threat, and honestly we find it hilarious that she can judge someone when she can't seem to keep her own legs closed.
The other one? Can't seem to get her own life on track, and is constantly having to take hand outs from others. And yet, they were the only two that happened to be the most honest with everyone. They aren't even worth mentioning except for the fact that they closed their pathetic chat room in an attempt to keep us at bay. They had an inkling to our doings.

You all were right. We ARE around, we have been watching, and we will continue to watch for as long as necessary. Oh, and if we didn't specifically mention you, you aren't important. We don't care about you, no matter how hard you may try to get our attention.

852 days ago
63.

EggsOverEasy    

I am glad she is getting her act together.. but I do not understand why she had work done on her face.. she was a beautiful girl and still is, but it did not improve her, rather it changed her.. Sorry Lyndsay, just be who you are.

852 days ago
64.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    


Rouge Wearer Rouge Wearer
I'll have to admit
These postings aren't fun
if you don't throw a fit

Insult me degrade me
Your typical goal
But be brisk about it
Cuz I Gotti roll

852 days ago
65.

andyscandy    

she was also in "PLAYDOE-BOY"...and the picture above, who ever photo shopped it needs to call Heff for a job..he did a way beeter job of figuring out the disfigurments..and made her look human...almost....they even fixed that part in her hair that looked like it was done by MOSES

852 days ago
66.

Hot Farts    

Television executives at Fox Broadcasting, for example, say they have begun recruiting more natural looking actors from Australia and Britain because the amply endowed, freakishly young-looking crowd that shows up for auditions in Los Angeles suffers from too much sameness.

“I think everyone either looks like a drag queen or a stripper,” said Marcia Shulman, who oversees casting for Fox’s scripted shows.

Independent casting directors like Mindy Marin, who worked on the Jason Reitman film “Up in the Air,” are urging talent agents to discourage clients from having surgery, particularly older celebrities who, she contends, are losing jobs because their skin is either too taut or swollen with filler. Said Ms. Marin: “What I want to see is real.”

Even extras get the once-over. Sande Alessi, who helped cast the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies, said she offers to photograph actresses in their bathing suits, telling them they can keep the photo for their audition books.

Professional courtesy? Not exactly. Moviemakers prefer actresses with natural breasts for costume dramas and period films. So much so that when the Walt Disney Company recently advertised for extras for the new “Pirates” film, the casting call specified that only women with real breasts need apply. By taking a photograph, Ms. Alessi said, “we don’t have to ask, we will know.”

The move toward “less is more” is being propelled by a series of colliding social and technological trends, more than a dozen film and television professionals said.

Cosmetic enhancements remain popular, with 10 million surgical and nonsurgical procedures performed in the United States in 2009, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery. At the same time, the spread of high-definition television — as well as a curious public’s trained eye — has made it easier to spot a celebrity’s badly stitched hairline or botched eyelid lift.

Men, of course, are not immune to the youthful lure of a surgeon’s scalpel. But it is women, to the surprise of no one, who are being scrutinized most closely.

Botox is the enemy in a post-“Avatar,” 3-D infatuated Hollywood, where the ability to crumple a mouth into a frown is as vital as remembering one’s lines. More startling is how young plastic surgery devotees have become. In January, the actress Heidi Montag was on the cover of People magazine touting the 10 cosmetic procedures she received in one day. She is 23.

“The era of ‘I look great because I did this to myself’ has passed,” said Shawn Levy, the director and producer of “Date Night” and the “Night at the Museum” movies. “It is viewed as ridiculous. Ten years ago, actresses had the feeling that they had to get plastic surgery to get the part. Now I think it works against them. To walk into a casting session looking false hurts one’s chances.”

852 days ago
67.

melody    

The toddler just got her first gold sticky star.
Now that the babysitters are gone, watch out!

852 days ago
68.

ADrunk     

Way to go Lindsay!! ODAAT, The world is yours now!!!

852 days ago
69.

Rogue Warrior    

All you bent up, broken down, illiterate, inbred Lilolicious H8trs really need to take a personal inventory now that the dust has settled. Your grills are weathered and full of gas, and I'm not talking about the ones in your yards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

852 days ago
70.

adelle    

I enjoy the idea of underdogs coming out on top, so congrats, lindsay! Everyone deserves to be able to learn from their mistakes, put their life back on the right track, and become smarter, wiser people because of it. She has gone through some very tough challenges for many years, but these are all challenges that have given here a lot of life experience. It is debatable whether or not she has learned her lesson, only time will tell, but she has definitely learned from these things. She has (hopefully) gained some wisdom which will definitely come in handy the next time she finds herself in a tough situation. I sincerely hope for the best for her. Some of you seem to have a bug up your ass and dark cloud that follows you around where ever you go. You can see it in the way people express their thoughts on here..what a bunch of mental pollution. So much negative energy is just not healthy. Team positive energy!! :) Congrats, Linds!

852 days ago
71.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Blohan appearing on tmz live today would explain all these computer generated/tmz employees posting innocuous 'positive' comments with no profiles who suddenly appeared?

852 days ago
72.

Joan K    

It is in the blood, she is going to take after her loser parents, I give this person maybe 3 months and she is going to hit something with a car or just plain old screw up.

852 days ago
73.

charlei harper    

tick...tock...tick...tock... it's just a matter of time and she'll "heck it up"...fans of "The Middle", will get that reference. As for the Christinas, homos and lesbos...hope you're all doing MAHVELOUS!!!

852 days ago
74.

magmax    

Rogue Warrior's cat hates Lindsay's court days. It means another trip through the headboard and having to fake an orgasm to make him stop.

852 days ago
75.

I am Spartacus    

who will be bald first... Lindsay Lohan or Lebron James?

852 days ago
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