(0:30) Heidi and Seal's divorce is about to get nasty -- because a fight is brewing over their kids ... and money.
(5:30) Lisa Lampanelli calls in -- and not only refuses to apologize for calling her fellow "Apprentice" cast member a racial slur ... she rips her even more.
(11:31) Howie Mandell calls in to talk about the madness cause by Howard Stern fans at "Talent" auditions.
(16:10) Amanda Bynes's dad really believes she doesn't drink.
(20:01) Alec Baldwin's stalker story ... getting weirder.
(23:21) "DWTS" latest injury -- is it a big fake? One of the dancers suggests it's being overblown.
(25:41) LiLo threatens to go after her accuser.
(30:34) Jim Belushi ... the new Armie Hammer.
(33:10) Octomom's life threatened.
(39:23) Beyonce's post-baby bod ... may get Charles in big trouble.