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Lindsay Lohan

I'm BANNING Myself

From That Stupid Hotel

4/21/2012 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
will never step foot in The Standard Hotel again ... or at least for the foreseeable future. She's telling friends the hotel is a curse, causing her nothing but heartache ... and this week's drink-throwing incident was the last straw.

You would think Lindsay might swear off clubbing period, but if you thought that you just don't know LiLo. She's on the hunt for a new hip place to spend her free time.

We're told Lindsay is fully aware she's now a big fat target ... knowing full well there are people who want either quick publicity, some easy money or both -- but she vows not to become a shut-in out of fear.

As for Wednesday's drink-throwing debacle -- Lindsay admits she was at The Standard's nightclub Smoke and Mirrors ... but insists the other girl was the instigator.

We're told Lindsay is confident everyone will eventually realize she did nothing wrong during the drink-throwing incident and the alleged shoving incident two weeks ago. 

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Discordia    

Yeah, right. Just like she was going to stay home while she's on probation. She simply cannot be believed.

829 days ago
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ilovegossip    

My what a difference 1 month makes. Here's what Lindsay told Matt Lauer 1 month ago:

Less than two years removed from Lohan's most recent visit to rehab, Lauer asked she could still enjoy going to clubs without surrendering to temptation.

"I don't. I mean, I prob—I could, but I don't. That's not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn't fun for me. I've become more of a homebody. And I like that."

829 days ago
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dean    

with the money and the pad she has she should be having party's at her home my friends entertain guests at their home all the time day and night the pool side party with friends is awsome

829 days ago
4.

who dat    

This train wreck needs chaos to survive. Where there is none, she will create it. Doesn't matter where she goes.

829 days ago
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Phreaky    

Such a piece of trash. STAY HOME! No one wants to see you obviously. Your judge told you to focus on your career and stop clubbing. If you can't even stop for one week - you have ZERO chance of having a career. Just like everyone thought. You are a gross human being.
Ick.

829 days ago
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Chuck D of Valpo    

She should sign up for "Deadliest Catch"

829 days ago
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Zach Swan    

This retarded, spoiled, has-been brat is STILL blaming everyone but herself for her failures in life. Now the hotel is a curse? That's rich.

829 days ago
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Kehwen    

I think Lindsay better just resign herself to losing the "Liz Taylor" film, and just take on a role more her style: "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding". That way she can brawl with other trailer trash chicks in public, throw drinks back and forth, and expose their boobs as the tear each other's clothes off! Hell, even Dad Michael and "Momager" Dina could finally get in front of the camera for roles on that Hillbilly circus! Show 'em what you researched in Lynwood Jail, LiHo!

829 days ago
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Kehwen    

The Lohans make the Kartrashians look classy!

829 days ago
10.

Marilyn    

She carries her rotten sick self wherever she goes.
It is not just that hotel in the middle of night.
She should also beware the supermarket, shoe store,
doctor's waiting room, etc., etc., anyplace anytime people go to battery altercation dust up is not far away & possible.

829 days ago
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MsPhoenix    

It's not this hotel that's the problem it's the clubbing. Just say NO, no more clubbing there has to be other ways to have fun.

829 days ago
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awards    

LINDSAY SIGNS DEAL! BREAKING NEWS!

Lohan Studios is very pleased to announce their first BioPic, “Lindsay: The Early Years”. It is the story of what made Lindsay the star she is today! It is a Digital and 16mm film (with a nod to analog) that covers her early years torturing animals, starting fires and bed wetting along with imaginary friends and made up stories. You will understand how this talented actress seldom stepped foot in a class room, learned her skills and craft with Long Island Iced Teas and her mentors like Uncle Terry who helped her from an early age. Due to the EXXXXtreme personal nature of this story it will be released on Pay Per View.

829 days ago
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Grouchy Smurf    

She just keeps doing the same thing again and again and again. Can she not see the same pattern in her life that everyone else on the planet sees? You could run in to a native deep in the jungles of South America who has had virtually no contact with the outside world and if you asked him about Lindsay Lohan he would tell you that she's a complete f*ck up who never learns from her mistakes. She has to be both mentally ill and mentally deficient. There is absolutely no other way that her behavior can be explained. And what is it with her and all the car accidents? She must have an attention span shorter than the duration of a Ω particle.

829 days ago
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Grouchy Smurf    

Note to The Standard... having your sign upside down isn't cool, clever or trendy. It's just stupid.

829 days ago
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awards    

OSCAR FOR LINDSAY!

Plans to capture the Golden Statue?

Lindsay has repeatedly expressed her interest in having an Oscar and now is going for it…eh? The voices in Lindsay’s head have directed her to steal the “Million Dollar Baby” Oscar from Hilary Swank; she plans to do it this week. Lindsay believes that Swank stole her role in the film and that if Eastwood had not been a germaphobe, the role would have been hers, along with the Oscar. Lindsay believes she has waited long enough, that Swank is trailer park trash and that skinny chicks always get the breaks. When the film was being cast it was a lot rumor that Lindsay climbed over the wall at the Eastwood Estate and sucked the chrome off his truck’s trailer hitch. Eastwood banned her from the project when he learned of her addictions, behavior, mother, cue card reading skills, weight, oral hygiene, vocal skills and general Fvck You attitude. Lindsay believes this is her last/best chance to get an Oscar!

829 days ago
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